Who else would like a free shot at Woody Allen?
I can't stand this guy. His ridiculous mannerisms, always massively self-centered characters, and the fact that he always gets all of these hot women in his films when he looks like some old librarian or a slightly younger version of the mole-man from The Simpsons, and the personality of George Costanza with depression. On top of all of this, his films are full of uninteresting, meaningless conversation that for some bizarre reason some people consider humorous. Plus he's an old pervert.
Obsessed much?