Things learned from Copland - Cop Land (1997) Discussion

[–] ericboost 12 years ago

2. Carnival folk really hate cop towns.
3. Dunk the local law official is an American past-time.
4. The eccentric millionaire who uses a New Jersey water tower as his Summer home is gonna be pissed off when he finds all his stocked up soup and beer's been eaten.
5. Requesting confirmation on if your deafening gunshot was next to your victims functioning ear is unlikely to result in an answer.
6. Boys write plans on matchboxes.
7. Ancient cop laws state that when a case closes, officers MUST go to lunch...even if they are already eating. And new wall maps must be purchased.

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[–] popularsi 12 years ago

8. It's a funny thing when you owe someone your life
9. Freddie didn't get married because all the best girls were taken
10. If you're going to plant a weapon in a victim's car, make sure nobody is around before you plant it in case there are witnesses.

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[–] ifi-mark 12 years ago

11. being right is not a bulletproof vest.

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[–] DavidCrow 12 years ago

Are you implying that could not happen?

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[–] popularsi 12 years ago

I don't get what you're asking...please make it clearer.

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[–] techbox14 12 years ago

CAmaros start without turning over.

Cops expecting to be ambushed never check the back seat.....or their back left when exiting a building when escorting a witness the bad guys want dead.

A deaf Rambo trumps a Harvey Keitel, a T-1000, and 2 other guys.

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[–] LastAvailableUsername 12 years ago

15. The only way to defeat Robert Patrick is to shove a dart up his nose

16. If you decide to pursue some dirty cops who are about to kill someone, don't drive to their house, walk.

17. The place where Robert De Niro buys his sandwiches from, never give any napkins

18. De Niro offered Stallone a chance and HE BLEEEEWWWWWW IIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!

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[–] Monknificent 11 years ago

18. De Niro offered Stallone a chance and HE BLEEEEWWWWWW IIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!

I fcking LOLed.

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[–] Moester 11 years ago

27. Harvey Keitel's character liked eating crackers.

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[–] moosefeathers 12 years ago

That Cop Land is two words...

Swing away, Merrill....Merrill, swing away...

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[–] popularsi 12 years ago

20. Superboy is wrong, it really is that bad.

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[–] Hurry_up_N_buy 11 years ago

21. grab the automatic weapon that you are planting in a crack head, victim's car with your own bare hands and yell that you found it!

22. when your nephew's life is in grave danger, wait until he is drunk partying with his potential murderers and inform him of the threat through the use of writing on a napkin around a glass that can be easily discarded.

23. you don't drive down broadway to get to broadway, No.. you move diagonal, you jag.

LastSeen
21 & Over 6/10
Snitch 6/10
The Vicious Kind 8/10

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[–] chrisasiama 11 years ago

24. Superboy sweats too much.

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[–] dorseybelle 11 years ago

25. You should wear white socks with your brown sheriff uniform making you look like a hayseed.

And you sittin' there waitin' for him, just like a spider.

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[–] olliemankz 11 years ago

26. When everyone else is in danger of being killed for blowing Ray's cover, Stallone can threaten to do so and he'll be left alone. Because it's Stallone.

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[–] FliptFlopt 11 years ago

27. Red light, don't fight, make a right
28. Black babies and mashed potatoes don't make gravy. (WTF?)

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[–] revelz99 11 years ago

The explosion of the gun caused his eardrum to rupture.

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[–] darkzero 10 years ago

An Armenian (not an Iranian) delivers goat heads to the one he loves.

To see the only real monster, one must only look in the mirror.

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[–] vaifan777 10 years ago

Method Man likes to dry-hump

If you're a deputy w/ a prego-wife, you don't have balls

Let the pros handle underwater search & rescue

Ray Liotta's best performances in movies are when he's jacked up.

New York apartments have wonderful courtyards/views. (Rondone scene)

Women work on bomb squads......and will if asked, blow up a residential house

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[–] ktowny 10 years ago

36. Freddy can consistently shoot the star in a rigged carnival shooting game.

37. The local sheriff can sit at the bar in uniform and its all good.

38. When you are on the run playing dead and the car you are in is pulled over by the cops, make sure to peek out the back window to make sure its all clear.

39. When you have a check for 200K in your pocket, you do not care about any town.

40. If you get busted for leaving your trash in someone else trash pile.... deny, deny, deny.

41. Hwy 169 has zero traffic late at night.

42. If you wear white socks with your sheriff uniform, make sure to wear flood pants so we can really notice.

I liked this movie and think its Stallone's best performance.

"Love's turned to lust and blood's turned to dust in my heart"

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[–] icrawford17 10 years ago

43. Randone should have stayed at home and had Fruit Loops with his kid on the morning of the day he fell of a building.

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[–] icrawford17 10 years ago

44. Never go your friend's house to watch pay-per-view.

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[–] icrawford17 10 years ago

45. Robert patrick is Gandhi.

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[–] DJBF 9 years ago

FTW

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[–] MrMcMurphy 10 years ago

You could do this with any movie. I'm going with the creator responsible for 3:10 to Yuma, Walk the Line, and this underrated gem.

Too bad people don't have the imagination to appreciate Sly in a non-Rambo role. If he'd done this first, this would be in the 7's. It's just a bad ass movie, with a bad ass story, dialogue and cast.

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[–] dougfwiebe 10 years ago

46. In NYC, the cops are the perps and the perps are the victims.
47. Robert De Niro makes sandwiches look good.

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[–] Kings_Rule 9 years ago

48. Joey thinks that Ray is "all that".

49. When the case is closed, go to lunch.

KR

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[–] Moester 9 years ago

50. Sheriff Freddy doesn't like what he sees anymore.

51. Sheriff Freddy can't hear Ray.

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[–] rob-palandech 8 years ago

52. The job of deputy sheriff in Elmira can seem a lot better by comparison after someone has been working in Garrison for a few weeks.

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[–] icrawford17 9 years ago

49 is emphatic!

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[–] noofy311 8 years ago

53. Every precinct has a cop bar.

54. It's OK to be jealous if you go deaf while saving a beauty queen and she marries a co**suc*er.

55. I.A. and Sheriff Freddy are watching.

56. There are two kinds of people in this world, pinball people and video game people.

57. Not everyone in Garrison is a murderer.

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[–] lizshiverdecker 8 years ago

58. When a gun goes off next to your ear, not only does it deafen you but it also slows down time, which is really handy for hunting down bad guys.

59. Ray Liotta shoots better with a cigarette in his mouth than without it.

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[–] MrHooba 8 years ago

60. Carmella Soprano is a corrupt bomb squad cop.
61. Phil Leotardo is a corrupt cop union president.
62. Artie Bucco is a corrupt cop who never talks.
63. Paulie Walnuts Gualtieri is a lot bigger mobster here than on The Sopranos.
64. Gloria Trillo is cheated on by her husband instead of her being the mistress for a cheating husband

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[–] stones78 (426) 3 years ago

65. Make sure to throw a party for a cop who's supposed to be dead.

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