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funniest quote

posted 13 years ago by josephson
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...from Patrick Stewart's character:

"I want to know what she eats, where she sleeps, the name of her kindergarten teacher.....everything."

lol.

[–] capo_bastone1 12 years ago

The paint is peeling on the ceiling...

[–] capo_bastone1 12 years ago

Also, "Now he knows, now he (nose)"... after biting off the man's nose...

[–] jigc23 12 years ago

Are you pretending?
Yes.
Bang
Sorry.

"I used to love her but I had to kill her"

[–] citizensmith 12 years ago

He's flying. He's flying.

[–] smartkat64 11 years ago

He said he was bit by a dog.
Arf!

[–] fourchilddad-206-87751 11 years ago

After Jerry points out to Alice that she is being tailed:
Jerry: "Can you drive this thing or do you just like looking good in it?"
Alice: "I suppose you think I should speed up and try to lose them?"
Jerry: "Yes"
Alice: "Well, that's what a man would do, and I'm not a man"
Jerry: "I noticed"

[–] 11 years ago

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[–] C_Dubya 9 years ago

You really pretty today. Your eyes look different.