Worst line in a movie EVER - Breakdown (1997) Discussion

[–] EugeneandSasha 19 years ago

You saw the sensored or more "kid friendly" version of the film. These are the real lines in the original film (*beep* stands for the F-word):

"Where is she?"

*beep* you!"

"NO! *beep* you!"

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[–] zunie75 19 years ago

Ah makes more sense now. Now its not so bad. Thanks

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

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[–] MaccLadd 19 years ago

I think you'll find he says *beep* You!, not forget it, and of course the reply is the same, which makes more sense when you consider what his state of mind must be. Oh, and there are plenty of worse lines even if he had have said 'forget you'

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[–] EugeneandSasha 19 years ago

Like what? Please give me examples.

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[–] BroadswordCallinDannyBoy 19 years ago

That is funny, but a line in "The Last Boy Scout" was worse.

The network version goes something like this:

JOE: Go away, Milo.

MILO: You think you're so cool don't you? Well imagine if someone bigger and stronger than you came up to you and told you to GO AWAY!

LOL, the real version should be easy to figure out.

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[–] big_i182 19 years ago

well i think the best censored line in a tv verison of a movie is in "the Big Lebowski"

John Goodman's character as hes beating up on the corvette says in the rated R version --"see what happens?see what happens when you *beep* a stranger in the @$$??"

in the edited version---"see what happens?see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?"

priceless:)

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[–] jasoncross115 19 years ago

Possibly the worst censored line is Die Hard 2's "Yippy Kiyay Mister Falcon!" (forgive my spelling)

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[–] theonlymovieking 19 years ago

I was going to put that!!!!! I've heard many horrible lines, and Die Hard 2 has some of the worst censord for tv. Me and my friend were watching another movie, i totally forgot what it was, but as we were watching, a line *beep* you *beep* turns into "you don't like me do you??" and we were like "what?!?!!?!?!" and in that same movie there were other very similar bleeps, but Die Hard 2 is definatly the worst. Actually same with all of the Die Hard movies for TV. All of them are quite badly butchard.

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[–] BloodBang 19 years ago

Hehe in the german version he says
"Yipie Kayej Schweinebacke"

which means "... Pig Cheek" :D

but it worked, it's the most famous "B. Willis sentence" in this country :)

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[–] kingofsting78 19 years ago

Worst dub over I've heard is on a UK showing of Heartbreak Ridge where *beep* was Replaced with MAGGOTFARMER.

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[–] Scruffy_bassett 16 years ago

I think they did a similar thing with 'Melon Farmers' in a Charles Bronson film - oh, hang on - I think they actually WERE Melon farmers...haha!

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[–] FurFurTheClown 16 years ago

i like when joe pesci says "you mother lover you" instead of you know what in Casino...That movie is hilarious edited!

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[–] Rupert__Pupkin 15 years ago

This is seriously the funniest message board I've ever seen on imdb. Please post more of these. Love 'em.

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[–] Sooper 19 years ago

Nah, I think the best TV editing is from The Usual Suspects, where the original line "Hand me the keys, you *beep* *beep* is replaced with "Hand me the keys, you fairy Godmother!"

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[–] comesailaway 15 years ago

"I'm gonna get that son of a butthead." -Biff, edited

Seriously, son of a butthead?

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[–] the_la_baker 10 years ago

Like what? Please give me examples.

Anything from Battlefield Earth, Troll 2, or Equilibrium.

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[–] Doc110894 10 years ago

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[–] saxyman1004 19 years ago

I saw "Speed" on TV once.

"Pop quiz a**hole" became "pop quiz animal."

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[–] chris-murray3 19 years ago

All the ones for the Scarface TV version are great. "It's like this great big pussy waiting to get *beep* (original) into "it's like this great big chicken waiting to get eaten" or something hilarious as that.

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[–] annieskid 19 years ago

My two favorites:

From Scarface:
Real line: "Where'd you get that scar, eating p u ssy?
TV version: "Where'd you get that scar, eating pineapple? (what?!)

From Die Hard with a Vengence:
Real line: "Not all brothers know how to shoot guns you racist mother f u cker"
TV version:"Not all brothers know how to shoot guns you racist melonfarmer"

"...you oughta know what you're gonna get in me/ just a little touch of star quality"

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[–] brianmaclennan 19 years ago

Another silly Robocop edit.

Thug -

Normal version - Your ass is mine

Censered version - Your tail is mine

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[–] nyrangersguy 19 years ago

Best TV edit was in "National Lampoon's Vacation," when Clarke aks the pimp how to get to the expressway. The original version is a simple "F off," but the edited response is "Who you think I am? Christopher Columbo?" Only time the edited line was funnier than the original!

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[–] Possessed-like-a-Fish 19 years ago

These TV Edits are so freakin funny!

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[–] Lawdog1527 18 years ago

The Vacation reference was great. My friends and I usually used that line more than the original version. (Which was, "Hey, **** yo momma.")

Incidentally, to the person who asked how they edited it like that, that wasn't just a TV edit. Sometimes filmmakers will film an alternate version of a scene, knowing it will play on TV and airplanes. This was an example of that.

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[–] wamboln3 18 years ago

Hasn't anybody saw the edited version of "Nothing to Lose" on tbs? They practically edited everything Matin Lawrence said. It was so funny.

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[–] Nutsferatu 18 years ago

Grounded for Life once did an episode where Sean and Eddie were going to watch the sanitized version of Scarface, apparently the only version they ever watched.

"Forget you!"
"No, forget you!"
"No, forget YOU!"

Which ties in nicely with the whole Breakdown thing and how this all started.

From now on we're spelling EVERYTHING with letters!

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[–] FrannyBeanz 16 years ago

Worst TV-Dub ever...

from "True Lies"

Simon (Bill Paxton): But what are we really talkin' about here?
(beat)
Simon (Bill Paxton): Pancakes, right?

The actual line is "Pussy, right?"

WTF!!! lol

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[–] hung_like_asquirrel 18 years ago

***NEWS FLASH***

A group of racist melonfarmers have found Mister Falcon in the alps. Apparently Mister Falcon didn't want to be found and was quoted as saying "GO AWAY" to which the melonfarmers exclaimed, "Forget YOU!"

It is not known what became of Mister Falcon but the racist melonfarmers are still at large searching for other bad movie lines and their network TV mutilations.

;)

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[–] k2000kid 18 years ago

Silence of the Lambs when Hannibal asks what the inmate next door was saying to her.

Clarise: He said, "I can smell your c_nt"

TV edit: He said, "I can smell your feet"

Even more controversial was the movie Zebra Head about an interracial couple
in an inner city high school,
The main character(white guy) is confronted by another student. when it escalates to a brawl the student calls him a "MONKEY LOVER" as opposed to MTHR FCKR.

Last i knew blacks didn't like being called monkeys

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[–] Zando777 17 years ago

I heard a version where it says "I can smell your scent"

And "monkey lover" makes more sense if it's a movie about an interracial couple, and people getting upset about it.

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[–] mjg75 18 years ago

Actually the line "It's like a giant pussy waiting to get *beep* was edited to be "It's like a giant chicken waiting to get plucked," which I thought was pretty funny.

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[–] TheIcon04 18 years ago

despite being one of my personal favorites, i refuse to watch "Friday" whenever i see it on tv. chris tucker and ice cube are so dubbed over in that movie it's rediculous and really ruins it.

last night i saw some of 'harold and kumar' on TV and it was also dubbed over like crazy. you'd think them showing a movie so late at night would allow them to let it slide.

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[–] kelly4oasis13 17 years ago

great big chicken waiting to get plucked :)

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[–] lyindespres 18 years ago

One of the worst tv dubs was in Lethal Weapon (2 I think) where Mel Gibson's line is "we bury the *beep* and they turned it into "we bury the funsters". Or something to that effect. By far a classic example of where a beep sound is actually prefered to the alternative word.

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[–] flagsandemblems 18 years ago

Good Will Hunting: Matt Damon says to Robin Williams *beep* You!", to wich Robin Williams replies "You're the sheperd" obviously referring to a "ewe". Made no sense whatsoever when it was changed to "Forget you!" "You're the sheperd"

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[–] JimBonig 18 years ago

Conversely, the best lines in a movie that don't need edits are: Fargin bastages! You lousy corksuckers! Suminonbatch! Icehole!

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel... You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my fargin' rights. This suminonbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me, could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' iceholes, like yourselves.

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[–] Isaac5855 18 years ago

OK, I've posted this on several other threads, but for the last time:

The worst line in a movie ever is in SPIDERMAN when Kirsten Dunst says to Tobey Maguire: "Go get 'em. Tiger."

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[–] Dustbowler 17 years ago

I love the tv edit of The Faculty. "Phooey!"

Or from Demon Knight "You hillbilly, dosie-do MELLONEATERS!"

Who says violence is not the answer?

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[–] AlbertTheFlasher 17 years ago

There's a scene in The End where Burt Reynolds yells "Horse s h i t!" In the TV version he says "Horseshoot!" Man, you would think the censors would come up with something a little more plausible than that!

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[–] JillTheThrill 16 years ago

LOL!!!!!!

"Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying." ~Baba Ram Dass

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[–] Jovovich_Fangirl 16 years ago

The funniest Censorship Job I've heard in two movies has to be The Faculty and Lethal Weapon 4. For the love of me, they drop the F-Bomb so frequently in both those movies, that I can't remember how they edited most of them (Admittedly I Do remember alot of "Freaking!" "Forget You!" Lines), but the lines that stood out the most for me were:

[THE FACULTY]:

UnEdited:
Zeke: "F**ck this Sh!t!" (Tosses Cigarette out of the window)
Edited:
Zeke: "Flick this Spit!" (Tosses Cigarette out of the window)

UnEdited:
Zeke: F**ck!
Edited:
Zeke: PHOOEY! (This line is funnier when Zeke shouts in the background after watching Stan dump out his Skat)

That final line alone had Me and my Sibblings rolling for days and quoting it.

[LETHAL WEAPON 4]:

UnEdited:
Butters (Chris Rock's character): (Chasing one of the Chinese Guys) Come back here you *beep*
Edited:
Butters (Chris Rock's character): Come Back here you Leapin' Leaprechaun!

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[–] doowopfan 15 years ago

someone mentioned it on the first page but in "The Usual Suspects when he says "Fairy godmother" is crazy.

I did sixty in five minutes once...

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[–] vbel 15 years ago

In the silent movie days, before the censors caught on, the guy would be swearing his head off and the title card would read "you're not a friend of mine".

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[–] aHastingz 15 years ago

Thats the first one I thought when I saw this thread lol

"He chose ... poorly."

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[–] porfle 15 years ago

SCARFACE--

Mel: "I tried to tell him. It didn't make sense, clipping you when we had you working for us. He fouled up."
Tony: "You too, Mel. You fouled up."

Sosa: "Don't fool me, Tony. Don't you ever try to fool me."

GODFATHER--

Sonny: "I don't want my brother comin' outta that bathroom with nothing but a stick in his hand."

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[–] grapeape67 12 years ago

I'm speaking to you from the FUTURE...wooo.
Anyway.
Something Wild is HILARIOUSLY dubbed.
Ray Liotta: "Audrey I've missed you so *goshdarn* MUCH!"

In the motel room, the guy in the next room tells Ray to keep it down in there.

RL:, kicking a hole in the wall and banging his fists: "Says YOU!, Says YOU!, Says YOU!"

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