Steven Seagal in Boogie Nights
I just had a sexy thought. Imagine what if Steven Seagal who was still a big star in 1997 would have replaced Marky Mark in this movie?
Imagine Boogie Nights with Seagal pulling out his penis in front of a mirror and repeating "I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star"