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WTF

posted 19 years ago by Bryn_Boranga
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Until tonight, I had resisted it for 8 years. Eight blissful years. No more. I must be out of my *beep* mind. I was repeatedly warned to avoid it, but I thought I could handle it - how wrong I was.

That's right, tonight I watched 'Blues Brothers 2000'. I had previously only seen the 'Making of...' featurette, which went something like:

Dan Aykroyd: It took me 18 years, but I think I've finally got it - the sequel to The Blues Brothers!!!1one!!!!omgONE!!!11

Suit at Universal: But isn't that funny fat guy dead?

D.A. : HOY YOU CHEEKY MAN!!! I AM NOT DEAD!!!

S.A.U - You're not funny either. I meant that John Debussy guy.

D.A. - Well, I have the PERFECT stand-in - he's WAY cooler and funnier than John.

S.A.U - SPEAK YOUR MIND!!!

D.A. - John Goodman.

S.A.U - Hu?

D.A. - You know, the fat *beep* off Roseanne!!! Star of such comedy classics as 'King Ralph', and something else *beep*

S.A.U. - Hmm, I dunno....

D.A. - BUT WAIT!!! How do you feel about....a KID Blues Brother?? Like, with the exact same outfit as us - only with CONVERSE TRAINERS!!!

S.A.U. - Inspired. EVERYONE loves ten year old boys who try to act cool!

D.A. - Oh, and a black guy as well.

S.A.U. - Whatever. So, what happens in it?

D.A. - Well...we get chased by cops and gangsters, and there's a HUGE pile-up scene...

S.A.U - *yawns*

D.A. - ....and then there's a bit where a 130 year old witch puts a spell on us which turns us green and makes us dance robotically to an afro-carribean beat...

S.A.U. - Wow...

D.A. - .....and then we turn into cement...then at the end the gangsters are turned into rats and we WIN THE POLICE OVER WITH MUSIC!!!

S.A.U. - Dan......you've done it again. This is like my DREAM FILM!!!!! Another mug of turps?

D.A. - No thanks, this Cuprinol I'm drinking is making me wanna piss - where's the bathroom?

S.A.U - Oops, it's out of order, I blocked it after eating at your excellent House of Blues restaurant. No wonder you're so obese LOL!

D.A. - That's alright. I'm passing John Belushi's grave on the way home, I'll relieve myself on that!

S.A.U. - TAKE A BIG *beep* ON IT FOR ME!!! HIGH FIVE!!!

D.A. - HA HA HA I LOVE MONEY

S.A.U. - HA HA HA

D.A. - HA HA HA

:(

[–] MovieAddict2016 18 years ago

D.A. - That's alright. I'm passing John Belushi's grave on the way home, I'll relieve myself on that!

S.A.U. - TAKE A BIG *beep* ON IT FOR ME!!! HIGH FIVE!!!

D.A. - HA HA HA I LOVE MONEY

S.A.U. - HA HA HA

D.A. - HA HA HA

It's so true, too.

“Man is a genius when he is dreaming.” - Akira Kurosawa

[–] rb_dante 18 years ago

riiiight....

so basically you saying dan did it for a paycheck and to disrespect a junky who killed himself with drugs, hmmmm.

Nae i disagree i think although BB2k wasnt as great as the first, it was still watchable. What a lot of peeps forget is that BB is one of the greatest movies ever, EVER, and when your at the top you can only come down, and despite that it deserves a sequel whatever it maybe.

[–] captainwildbillkelso 18 years ago

But... Dan didnt get paid for making this film.. so theres your entire argument out of the window. Nor did Landis for that matter.

[–] Mstrom42 17 years ago

No one got paid for this movie I thought? ;)

[–] danknuggets1 17 years ago

everyone works for free