How can anyone not know that a pump is not a toy, but meant to 'enlarge'?
Here are the facts in a nutshell:
1) Penis pump is a device meant to 'enlarge' the penis.
2) This leads to only men with small penises needing penis pumps.
3) Consequently, if Austin admitted it was his, he would be admitting to having a small penis.
4) No 'virile ladies' man' wants to have a reputation of having a small penis.
5) Therefore, it's not 'embarrasment' so much as it's 'fear of damage to reputation', which would lead to 'attracting fewer women', which would lead to 'being able to have less sex'.
How is it possible for anyone to watch this movie and not realize these points?
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