The Greatest Film On This Planet -- Hear me out!

This Message completly agrees with the one above, This Movie is Halarious. Every single thing is so out of place you cant help but laugh your ass off in every scene. Its almost as if the producers wanted the film to make no sense at all, It may seem like a normal movie at first, but take a closer look and you will see that every single scene has something out of place or just halariously unnecceary. Everyone Should have this movie on Dvd and have get the poster from Ebay

I agree it's so bad, that it's not half bad

I haven't seen this in years, but I loved this movie as a kid.

You see that yellow stuff? That's my awesomeness.

its been a while since ive seen this movie,but i will definitly rent this cause i love comedies,especially bad ones.

Wow this post had me in tears. I have seen the movie but for some reason the hilarity of it didn't really hit me until I read your post. Thanks!

I disagree.

This film was funny in the same way a rotweiler biting YOUR balls off is funny.

The only funny part was where that stupid little kid wet himself after being scared by one of the moronic henchmen.

"The Alpha...the Omega,and everything inbetween"

My name is Barney Moran. I worked as a PA on High Noon.

As a sign up local Denver worker, my experience behind the scenes working on High Noon was among the most enjoyable in my life.

Loni was a sweet, nice woman who allowed me to drive her around in a golf cart in the evenings around the amusement park. She was so sweet and nice, she made me a Loni Anderson fan.

Hulk was the coolest. He needed 12 steamed chicken breasts for lunch. He worried if Loni would like him. He was humble, accessible, and a gentleman.

Sean, the Director, was a team player. Once, I was so caught up in the shoot I yelled "CUT", and the camera's stopped, and everyone looked at me. Because I screwed up. Sean was so cool, he laughed, and they shot the scene again.

Jim Varney died soon after this film. He was so cool and talked to everyone. Hey, every actor except maybe one kid ninja was cool, working people who held no airs.

I am sorry if some folks dont like the film. I can tell you as a worker on the set, cast and crew were fantastic, and the production was a joy to work on. I think the idea of taking over an amusement park by terrorists is a great idea. Maybe this idea can be revisited and done better. But the effort was great. If all of LA coming to another city, showed the same respect and class High Noon did for its visit to shoot in Denver, what a beautiful world it would be.

I bought this flick on VHS this weekend from the 99cent store. Best buck I have ever spent in my entire life. I agree with everything you listed, though I was a little bummed out because with that stupid hat on in his first scene, I could have sworn the fat guy was Jorge Garcia. Then in due time, I would have been guaranteed a Hulk Hogan vs. Hurley throw down.

Happy Birthday, Tum Tum, indeed. ^_^