Jim Varney POOPS his pants!!!
Do me a favor, anyone who reads this entry. Next time you are watching this movie, pay special attention at the part where Rocky (mathew buttcheese) and Lothar (Jim Varney) are wrestling on the top of the roller coaster. Turn the volume up high and listen when the camera shifts to behind Lothar's head, as he is strangling rocky. When Lothar's arm jerks upwards (and I'm not going to go into too much detail), you will hear an odd sound like someone just ripped a big one... Rocky was probably smelling that one pretty hardcore!
The funniest thing about this movie, is that despite how much it sucks, I guarantee I have seen this movie WELL over 300 times, more than any other movie I have ever seen. Every time I see it too, I find something new and retarded about it.
Having said that, do any of you think that you've seen it more than 300 times (rough estimate)? I just want to know if anyone is as stupid as my friends and have seen it more. If not, I am self proclaiming the most viewings of any three ninjas movie. I wonder if there's a Guinness record for that??