Hank's funniest line?

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"I can understand loving propane so much that you want to steal it, but to actually do it?"

"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever ya' keep talking!"

Or

"Back in my day, we had these things called 'songs'. They were 2 minute stories about people falling in love or burning down Georgia."





"You can never have enough big white belts."-Big Bob Pataki

"Can't you see that you are not making Christianity any better your just making rock and roll worse".

Because a rotting undead corpse is probably a better choice than most politicians

"Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self esteem".

"Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?"

I think that Hank had to be on something MUCH stronger than BC Headache Powder when he said that, I tell you what... 

Remember when that old widow couldn't take care of her yard anymore? Who forced her to move? I did.

"Just because a kid's a jack ass doesn't mean he's special". I think he said that in No Bobby Left Behind.

"Do a barrel roll"-Peppy Hare