Why isn't there a favorite quotes topic? Well, i guess I'll start w/ this one.
Here's one that I'll never forget:
(Upon meeting Luke Perry)
Johnny: Wait a minute...You're Fidel Castro!
Luke Perry: Um, the name's Luke Perry.
(Johny after swallowing a giant diamond) "Uhmm Zarconium, the other white meat!"
(Johny) "Ah Carl, I thought that you said we were going to see major babes."
(Carl) "I didn't say "major babes" Johny. I said "majoris babium", a rare species of plankton."
(Johny reading through evil cook book) "Let's see, the wings of a bat... I'll use pickles. The eye crust of a lizard... I'll use raisons. And a shriveled weasel paw. (John opens cabinet and finds weasel paw) Hey, there's one left!"
Those were just a few, I have many more!
In addition, Does anyone remember "government meat"? That would always crack me up.
I can't remember exactly what was going on at the time, but I never forgot this quote
Johnny:: Dog...donkey...well, they both start with the letter N...
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto! :)
My memory of the episode is a bit hazy but this line is classic!... Johnny's in the forest being hunted by all the animals because he pi**ed them off.
Johnny - "Aw sweet, pie!... wait a minute, this is a bear trap. I ain't a bear!"
A bear walks up out of nowhere and says "I'm sorry... this one's for me". Then puts it's foot into the trap and scream "AAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!"
Johnny (looking at the camera) - "...okee dokee".
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"You're not your *beep* khakis!"
"Man I'm pretty"
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Johnny in the bathroom, looking in a mirror.
"Hey, who's that handsome guy?!"
Takes a phone and calls 911.
"911? There's a handsome guy in my room! Oh no, wait a second ... it's just me!"
"Jinkies?"
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My favorite one is when Johnny is on a jury and yelling at the court saying " He's out of order, she's out of order, this whole court is out of order, the candy machine is out of order".
Was there anything I forgot?
The episode in which johnny becomes a spy to find out a lost doll, was the best one and was full of such quotes.
Like the one when he goes to a park and starts discussing about another cartoon with a girl and rebukes the child who says that he know who have the doll.
In the same episode, he bullifies a person who is simply giving answer, without even noticing that he says he is willing to answer.
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