I just finished watching this and came on here to ask the same thing! Why start shooting at Pauly and hold a gun to the son's head???? He's a professional hitman, so who was paying him to off Pauly at the end?!?! He already blew up a federal post office so you'd think he'd want to lie low for a bit and not just randomly kill Pauly for no reason. And for a hitman, he REALLY sucked. You have a target as big as a whale and who can't run to save his life and you can't get even ONE shot at him? It was funny seeing Pauly waddling as fast as he could to avoid the bullets, though. LOL. This movie wasn't going to succeed in giving him a new career as an action star, that's for sure. And for someone as hot as Jean Smart to be so in love with him? Something stinks in suburbia.
Also, it was obvious almost immediately that it was the son who got Melanie pregnant but even that story arc didn't make much sense. When in court the medical expert said the DNA of the fetus was "consistent" with the father Jack who had a vasectomy, that's just not how DNA works. The lab would have come back saying something like the DNA markers are consistent with the father of the fetus being RELATED to Jack, a first degree relative. So hmm, who could that be?
I didn't understand the whole witness protection thing, and why Jean Smart would go on the stand and say they lost a lot of WP papers and that Jack and Melanie just HAPPENED to be living next door to a couple in WP whose paperwork of their address just HAPPENED to be wrong in their files so it was probably a hitman that killed Melanie. I mean, how lucky can you get? Deus Ex-Machina, just make something up with such a contrivance to move the plot along.
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