Funniest scenes/quotes


Does anyone here have any scenes or quotes, that make you laugh? Mine are;

Renton hallucinating when going cold turkey and finding Begbie in his bed

Begbie:You sweat that *beep* oot o' your system! If i come back and it's still here, i'll *beep* kick it oot! Ok?!

Spud *beep* the bed

The sight of Spud and Gail's mam, fighting over the *beep* covered sheets is hysterical!

Begbie *beep* about winning pool.

Tommy: Begbie's *beep* psycho, man!

Sick Boy and Renton in the park, with the air gun

Sick Boy: Do you SHEE the beasht?Have you got it in your shights?

On the coach to London for the skag deal

Begbie: Did ya bring the cairds?

Sick Boy:What?

Begbie:The cairds! The last thing i told ye was to mind the cairds!

Sick Boy: I've no bought them!

*beep* borin' after a while without the cairds!

Sick Boy: I'm Sorry!

Begbie: Bif *beep* late like!

Sick Boy: Why didn't YOU bring them?

Begbie:CAUSE I *beep* TOLD YOU TO BRING THEM, YA DOSS *beep*

Sick Boy: Christ!


James?
I think it may be time to go home
take me round the world one more time
Why not!

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The girls confronting the boys about the subject of their discussions. "Football". "Shopping".

"Chicken soup - with a *beep* straw."

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The girls confronting the boys about the subject of their discussions. "Football". "Shopping".


That's always been one of my favorites.


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Spud's job interview

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"And I was thinking to myself, now this girl's special."


I think that's the line that convinced her because it's just the most BS line.

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That one about the cards on the bus always makes me laugh.

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Spud: "So what's it going to be?"

Tommy: "Well, I've paid for the ticket!"

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The whole time Begbie is in London with Renton. And when he spits beer on the floor, LoL.

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I love the deleted scene of Renton's job interview. 'I've been known to sniff it, smoke it, shove it up my arse and inject it directly into my veins'

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