Funniest scenes/quotes
Does anyone here have any scenes or quotes, that make you laugh? Mine are;
Renton hallucinating when going cold turkey and finding Begbie in his bed
Begbie:You sweat that *beep* oot o' your system! If i come back and it's still here, i'll *beep* kick it oot! Ok?!
Spud *beep* the bed
The sight of Spud and Gail's mam, fighting over the *beep* covered sheets is hysterical!
Begbie *beep* about winning pool.
Tommy: Begbie's *beep* psycho, man!
Sick Boy and Renton in the park, with the air gun
Sick Boy: Do you SHEE the beasht?Have you got it in your shights?
On the coach to London for the skag deal
Begbie: Did ya bring the cairds?
Sick Boy:What?
Begbie:The cairds! The last thing i told ye was to mind the cairds!
Sick Boy: I've no bought them!
*beep* borin' after a while without the cairds!
Sick Boy: I'm Sorry!
Begbie: Bif *beep* late like!
Sick Boy: Why didn't YOU bring them?
Begbie:CAUSE I *beep* TOLD YOU TO BRING THEM, YA DOSS *beep*
Sick Boy: Christ!
James?
I think it may be time to go home
take me round the world one more time
Why not!