When asked about a bra found in the wall locker he was pretending he owned, Sgt. Henshaw responded with, "It is my understanding that you are no longer allowed to ask me that, sir."
Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid. - John Wayne
"He wet the bed!!"
"Oh, well, once in a while..."
"No, he did it from across the room."
"The african American hour...
Its funny, but it also makes you think"
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Rita: You got Paparelli to dress in drags to make me jealous.
This one made me laugh throughout the whole movie, I had to go back to the scene to watch it a couple of times to satisfy myself.
Bilko: If they come, deny everything! Just act dumb. Fender, I'm putting you in charge of that
This one just makes me laugh really hard really quick.
Bilko: He has an IQ
That one almost knocked me to the ground.
Dino: Bilko's gonna think of something. Remember the time I got that letter from my wife saying that she wanted to break up with me? Huh? Remember what Bilko did?
Wally: He got your wife back?
Dino: No, he got me another wife! A *better* wife!
This one knocked me to the ground. I love Max Casella and his voice. This was THE perfect line for him... just hilarious (Seeing him in drag also killed me)
But I think what made me laugh just as hard was seeing the horse hanging in the air. But the GREATEST scene was the training, them hitting eachother when swinging over the mud was beautiful!!
"All I wanted was to be a Storm Trooper in Star Wars” ~Christian Bale
I love Max! I was watching this movie with my sister The scene where Bilko comes to the restaurant with his "date," I thought it was just one of those girls he was at Vegas with. The second they showed his "date," and I saw who it was, I was like "Oh my God, it's Max!" Safe to say, my sister and I had to pause the movie while we rolled around in fits of laughter, before playing the movie again and attempting to get through that scene with a straight face, lol. I wish I could find a picture of Max when he's dressed in drag; that'd be something to cheer me up everytime...
shareColonel Hall: Wha... what's that?
Bilko: Horse *beep* sir.
Colonel Hall: Well, what's it doing there?
Bilko: Keeping the flies off the food, sir.
So direct... loved it!
"aww, ernie, you made paperelli dress in drag just so that you could make me jelous?"
"acually, he was already in drag"
i love that whole scene. when i first saw this movie i had the hugest crush on max casella, so it made me laugh soo hard.
Hate to tell you this buddy, but you have to wear clothes to work. There's a law or something.
I just love the whole Horse in the air scene.
The Colonal is all confused and Bilko is just mouthing off random stuff which makes the Colonal even more confused.
Comedy Gold
"Now THIS is the kind of stuff they should be teaching in the army."
"They are."
"Oh really?"
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When asked about a bra found in the wall locker he was pretending he owned, Sgt. Henshaw responded with, "It is my understanding that you are no longer allowed to ask me that, sir."
Definitely the funniest line in the movie.
"Just do whatever it is you do...to make these things go away!"
"Doberman doesn't shower either but for a different and altogether more frightening reason!"
"A full house! what a nice name! is that good?!...hmmn, what a lovely watch!"
"Remember when my wife wanted to leave me?"
"He got your wife back?"
"No, he got me a another wife!...a BETTER wife!"
"Im a well dressed maniac!" CJ - Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas
All I ever wanted was an honest Weeks pay for an honest days work
share"It's that time of the decade. You're taking a shower"
-"Do I have to?"
"Everyone feels pretty strongly about it. Here's the petition"