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Favorite lines in the movie


Tbis film had some gems. Here are my favorites



1 It is my favorite Sitcom THE AFRICAN AMERICAN COMEDY HOUR

2 Doberman, it is that time of a decade. You need to take a shower. Everyone feels strongly about it! Here is the petition!!!

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something something rythems with pains
do me a favor kill me now

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"I can barely move my legs (I can barely move my legs)
Do me a favor and kill me now (Do me a favor and kill me now)
Something, something rhymes with legs (Something, something rhymes with legs)
My life is over anyhow"

I love that part, too!! I say that after I have a hard day at practice.

"Remember when my wife sent me a later saying she wanted to break up with me? and remember how Bilko fixed it?"
"He got ya wife back?"
"No, he got me a different wife! A better wife!"

[something like that]


**I'm gonna go change my feet**

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"Make the bad man STOP!"

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the whole scene with his "inspirational speech", starts with the guys thinking he has a plan, then they slowly get down about it... because he starts out inspiring, but then starts rambling, before ending up on the floor saying "what I really need is just a little puppy who'll lick my face and love me no matter what kind of person I am." I love this movie. don't care what anybody else thinks of it, it makes me laugh everytime I watch it, there aren't many movies that do that for me.


How can you tell that someone's a compulsive liar? I mean assuming that their pants aren't on fire.

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When Rita and Major Thorn are at dinner and Bilko comes in with Parelli.

"You made Paparelli get into drag just to make me jealous?"
"Actually he was already in drag."

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"All i ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work."

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