Yo Mama jokes



Dave Chapelle cracked some good yo mama jokes, "yo mama is so fat her belt size is equator". I wish he would have done more, that was my favorite part of the movie, here's a few I know:
Yo Mama is so fat at school she sat next to everybody.
Yo Mama is so fat to take a bath she soaps the walls.

Who knows any other good ones?

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I WANT MORE.....

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i know some good ones:

Yo momma's so fat when she wore a yellow coat people called out taxi!

Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac.

Yo momma's so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials.

Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please.

Yo momma's so fat when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!".

Yo momma's so fat when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo momma's so fat her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo momma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo momma's so fat I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo momma's so fat when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party

Yo momma's so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Yo momma's so fat; she's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.

Yo momma's so fat; they mistake her for a country.

Yo momma's so fat, when a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!



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reichen4eva had some good 1's
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Yo mama's so fat when she wears red all the kids yell "hey, kool-aid"

Yo mama's so ugly when she goes to the zoo she needs two tickets, one to get in and one to get out.

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1. Yo' mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
2. Yo' mama so ugly her mother breast-fed her through a straw.
3. Yo' mama so fat I yelled and I could her an echo in her belly-button.
4. Yo'mama so fat God told her to get her fat ass out the way so night and day cycles could continue.
5. Yo' mama so old she dated Adam before Eve.
6. Yo' mama so poor she couldn't afford a free car wash.
7. Yo' mama so ugly she caught a peeping-tom booing her!
8. Yo' mama so fat she could have sex with Prince Charles and President Clinton at the same time.
9. Yo mama so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint brush.
10. Yo' mama so fat I asked "who let the dogs out?" and she said "that's my stomach growling.

That's all I got. Keep 'em coming. Later

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Yo' mama so fat her blood type's Rocky Road.

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Dave Chapelle cracked some good yo mama jokes, "yo mama is so fat her belt size is equator".

not to be a drag but it was Eddie Murphy who said that...

Yo mamma so fat, after sex I roll over twice, and I'm still on the bitch.


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