Why would anyone put up with this??
Why would anyone, female or male, put up with constant abuse?? Don't they know that if one person liked them, others will too?
And how does one ever learn to equate pain with love anyway? If someone loves you, they don't deliberately hurt you, for God's sake!
That aint rocket science!
"I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus."
"Didn't he discover America?"
"Penfold, shush."