Favorite quotes?! - Muppet Treasure Island (1996) Discussion

[–] hans_jenssen 19 years ago

Rizzo: What's wrong?
Gonzo: It just feels so weird.
Rizzo: You mean that Mr. Arrow's dead?
Gonzo: Yeah, that... and my pants are filled with starfish.
Rizzo: You and your hobbies.

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Gonzo: One leg, Jim, count'em, one.

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Rizzo: It's some kind of a blind fiend.
Gonzo: I believe they prefer visually challenged fiend.

~

Mrs. Bluberidge: [to the cow] You aren't drunk again, are you?
Cow: [drunkenly] Moo.

~

and I don't remember the entirety of this quote, but Gonzo says it and it ends with the phrase "exploding wings of death." It's towards the beginning of the movie. If anyone remembers it, please post it.

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[–] neopetoutcast 19 years ago

Mine are these:

Blind Pew: Oh, Billy Bones, trick or treat!

Gonzo, Jim and Rizzo: How does she do that?!

Sam Eagle: Sweetums.
Sweetums: (big voice) Aye!

Kermit: Who hired this crew? This is the undoubtily the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen, so who hired them?!

Gonzo: (singing) Every storm we ride has it's own reward,
Rizzo: (singing) and people die by falling overboard!

Sam Eagle: Dead Tom.
Mud Bunny: (Dead Tom's voice) Aye, aye!

Kermit: Your finger hired the crew?
Fozzy: No, that's silly, the man who lives in my finger hired the crew: Mr. Bimbo.

Real Old Tom: And then it died.

Gonzo: We're gonna be rich.
Rizzo: We're gonna be dead.

Gonzo: But I'm NOT Jimmy, Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim. He's Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim.

Sam Eagle: Boogie, Boogie, Boogie. I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow. Boogie!!!

Black Dog: Oh, woof.

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[–] sundried_tomato_eug 19 years ago

this isnt really a quote, but during the song 'something better for me (not sure of title), when jim and co. are in the kitchen near the start. gonzo is dancing with a mop and for a second or two, he just laughs manically!!! its sooooooo funny. lol
anyway.
and of course!
Blind Pew: Oh, Billy Bones, trick or treat!

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[–] little-miss-chocolate 17 years ago

Neopetoutcast, you missed a "Jimmy Jim" out of both of your "Jimmy Jim, Jimmy Jim, Jimmy Jim, Jim"s

LMC xxx

Just hand over the chocolate and no one will get hurt.

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[–] dedrose13 19 years ago

Jim: yeah, but i wish my life were more like one of captain bones' adventures... sailing the high seas and searching for buried treasure.
Gonzo: yeah, discovering lost islands and weird civilizations.
Jim: navigating with my father's old compass to wherever the wind may take us.
Gonzo: off to zanzibar to meet the zanzibarbarians!
Rizzo: here they go again.
Jim: to the southwest, pirate galleons!
Gonzo: to the southeast, multi-armed zanzibanian shark-women, and their exploding wigs of death!
Mrs. Bluberidge: to the northwest, dirty dishes!
Gonzo: how does she do that??

it is "exploding *wigs* of death", although i think exploding wings of death would be pretty funny, too.

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[–] comedy_claire2001 19 years ago

I love this one, not sure if it's exact...

Billy: Beware, beware!
Jim: The one legged man? Yes, we will
Billy: Ay, but beware of running with scissors or any other pointed objects

It's so very random!

"What are you doing on the floor?"
"Trying to get up"

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[–] piperhalliwell986 19 years ago

Random Muppet Lady: LOVELY HOT BAKED POTATOES!

I don't know freakin' why... but I think that line's wonderful. I want someone to sell lovely hot baked potatoes on the street!

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[–] cherrie163 19 years ago

There are so many!

"Moi est Benjamina Gunn, temptress, marroonee and queen of this i....(Sees Kermit) Smally can it be you....?

"Benjamina" "HIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Knocks him flying "hmmmm old" girlfriend..."

But my favourite has to be

"COME FLOOBER! AHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Floober u stupid ant eater u ruined my entrance..."

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[–] Happy_Crazy_Chel 19 years ago

Rizzo: We are standing in a room with A DEAD GUY!!!!!!!AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Gonzo: I'm not Jim, Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim!HE'S Jim, Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim!!!!

Mr. Arrows: Any man caught lolly gagging will be shot on sight!

~~Chel
~~"Your entrance was good, his was better."~~Batman Forever
Jonathon Kent rest in peace!

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[–] Mr-SilentBen 19 years ago

"Dead Tom's dead. Long John shot him!"

I laughed for so long everyone started looking at me weird.

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[–] YDAGirl91 19 years ago

I love these quotes:

"Yeah that, and my pants are filled with starfish." -Gonzo

"We are standing in a room with a dead guy!" -Rizzo

"I am in such pain!" -Rizzo

"Yeah, one leg, three heads, couple dozen noses, if anything weird happens..." -Gonzo

"Yeah I'll watch for him, if he's delivering a pizza." -Rizzo

"You come here, you!" -Mrs. Blubridge

"Oh will you just come on!" -Polly Lobster

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[–] tigereye77 18 years ago

"I love this one, not sure if it's exact...

Billy: Beware, beware!
Jim: The one legged man? Yes, we will
Billy: Ay, but beware of running with scissors or any other pointed objects

It's so very random!"

Aye, that but beware of running with scissors or other pointed objects, tis all great fun til someone loses an eye!"

And the one with Gonzo and the whole "Jim Jim Jimmy Jim Jim"
Can't think of my other favorites right now.

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[–] crescentfresh8 19 years ago

MARGARITAS AT THE MIDNIGHT BUFFET!!

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[–] meltdown650 19 years ago

well when I was little I loved it when the blind guy goes "I think I smell something burning" just as the whole place explodes

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[–] professor-drake 19 years ago

My favorite is the powerful quote at the end when the first mate says

Captain Smollet
I have most distressing news
One of the jolly boats is missing
and I know for a fact it was terribly unsafe.

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[–] ghaleon318 19 years ago

I kinda like the How did she bloody do that line myself.

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[–] emilyvashton 19 years ago

What have we here? A pretty little girl eh? Take me to billy bones my pet!

umm, there's no billy bones here sir, and I'm not a girl.

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[–] davidkennedy92 19 years ago

Blind Pue: [The inn is burning down, and his stick is on fire] I think I smell something burning, no?

Blind Pue: [He is using his stick like a sword, opens a grandfather clock] Voila! [runs into it]

Blind Pue: [Crash offscreen] Watch where you're going you stupid cat!!

Mrs. Blubridge: [The customers are leaving] Come back tomorrow for our special, roast, succulent... [pigs turn around] ... potatoes! Now hop it! [frog turns around] No offense meant.

Spa'am: [Confronting Silver with an army of pigs] Give up now, weak and tiny pirate man! Or die, like stinking dog! [Silver shoots his headdress] Hmm. We see you have boom-boom sticks. [The pigs look at each other] Bye-bye!

Mrs. Bulbridge: [The pirates have broken in her door looking for Jim, she charges and sends them scattering] Get out of my inn, you cutthroat miseries! [Begins attacking] Can't a woman get any sleep alone!? [She grabs a purple-furred one and begins slapping it repeatedly]

Gonzo: [the dynamite has blown him and Rizzo out the inn] Wow, what an exit!! Right through a brick wall!!

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[–] psychosomatic99 19 years ago

Jim: I hate my life.
Gonzo: I hate your life too.
Rizzo: If i had a life, i'd hate it.

Rizzo: Remember, we put the 'rat' in pirate!

"You're a frog.,..you're supposed to have cold feet." -miss piggy

yea. most favoritest.

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[–] bookmanjunior 18 years ago

Capt. Smollet: "Your finger fired the crew?"
Young Squire Trolloney: "No, that's silly. The man who lives in my finger hired the crew, Mr. Bimbo."

Jim: "Sure, then you can see wht half-burned vicous pirates look like."

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[–] paperbullet 18 years ago

Mr. Arrow: Now let's not get sloppy, just because we're singing.
Along with most of the ones put already.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpXwPdJIOJY

Best thing ever.

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[–] autumn_mobile 18 years ago

Top Few:

Polly Lobster: What's next? A singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park?

Young Squire Trolloney: He’s been to the moon…Thank you. *Twice*

Clueless Morgan: Just kidding! It's a good life on a boat!

Rat #1: I'm gettin' tired!
Rat #2: He said go faster!

Favorite as a kid: Gonzo: I smell bozo.
Rizzo: Me too.

Favorite as a young adult: The book Gonzo pulls out of Billy Bones' sea chest called "Henry Kissinger: Diplomacy". My favorite bit of adult humor in any kid movie EVER. Sounds like something Jon Stewart would say.

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[–] angel121248 18 years ago

For me:

1) The whole "Cabin Fever" thing.
2) "Dead Tom's DEAD! Long John shot him!!"
"Err...Dead Tom's always been dead...that's why he's called 'Dead Tom'"!
"Oh!"
3)(Rats on speedboat):
1st rat: "I'm getting tired!"
2nd rat: "WHAT???"
3rd rat: "He said go faster!"
1st rat: I'M GETTIN' T-I-I-IRED!"
4) During the swordfight, Sam knocks out Polly Lobster. A few minutes later, on witnessing Smollett losing his grip on his sword, he knocks the lobster out AGAIN just as he's coming round.
5)During the roll call: "Clueless Morgan?"
"Eh???"

"English side ruined!Must read French! Le Grille?! What the Hell is that?!!! - Homer

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[–] magikwicca 18 years ago

My favorite has to be: "But Dead Tom's always been dead. That's why he's called Dead Tom."

I dunno why, but that line always makes me crack up.

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