Hilarious gag


I love the way Samuel Arrow always portrays Kermit as being a ticking time bomb of rage even though he's no such thing. When Kermit first gets on the ship and he's like "Hello everyone" Sam wipes a fingerful of dust off the railing and says "I knew it... he's furious." Also when Sam reads the code of conduct and says "Anyone caught dawdling will be shot on sight."

As my namesake may have noted, "It stinks!"

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oh I loved that! It was just too cute:D

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That kills me every single time! Lots of the humor in this movie is like that, I love it!

"Take your shot, Fun Boy! You got me dead bang!"

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YOU! You were in charge of dusting! Thirty lashes! And then you walk the plank!

I didn't say that, Mr. Arrow.

I was anticipating your whim sir!

ROFLMFAO!

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Lotta good gags like that:

Smollett (upon finding that Benjamina had dated Silver): What? Him too?

Benjamina: Well, if ya MARRIED me...

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I love those!

I also loved

Rizzo: He died?! And this is suppose to be a kid's movie.

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Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim! You've always been a decent sort to old Billy Bones...

But I'm not Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim! HE'S Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim.


Supermodels...spoiled stupid little stick figures mit poofy lips who sink only about zemselves.

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I just like Kermit's face when he's trying to stop Miss Piggy falling to her death at the end, and his eyes are practically popping out of his head. Lmao, it's brilliant. There's actually no need for words.

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Yes! I loved that bit!

"Badgers?! Badgers?! We don't need no stinkin' badgers!"

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Well, at one point he does yell, "WHO HIRED THIS CREW?????" when he can't believe the roll call of nuts.

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