'that's a duck, not a dick'
Best. Line. Ever.
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yeah, don't worry, I was kidding but it definitely was a well delivered scene
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MovieChat Forums > The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) Discussion > 'that's a duck, not a dick'
He's been licking his *beep* for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?
sharei just smack em in the jaw and say "pop goes the weasel"
- "i'm not a complete ogre ..."
- oO?
- "the girl gets a doll for christmas ..."
- oÔ?
- "Ah *beep* you ..."
"Youre about to have 2.4 kids ..."
"merry christmas"
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Any last words ?
Shut the *beep* up
Look at my inordinately large ass!
shareYes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.
sharewhen i first met you you were all like "ah, phooey! i burned the darn muffins". now, you walk into a bar and 10 minutes later sailors come runnin out. what up with that?
"jackie treehorn treats objects like women, man."
the dude
I'll nominate Mitch's reply to "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Charlie: "Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons?"
Mitch: "I took lessons!"
We just jumped out of a building !!
Yes it was very exciting, tommorow we go to the zoo.
Goddamn this movie is hilarious.
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Any last words ?
Shut the *beep* up
-Mutant Chronicles-
"You want me to put it into my pants and shoot my damn dick off?"
"What? So now you're a sharp shooter?"
Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale.