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THIS IS THE DUMBEST MOVIE EVER MADE

posted 22 years ago by Stunner777
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WHOEVER WATCHES THIS MOVIE BECOMES INSTANTLY STUPID BECAUSE IT IS SO RIDICULOUSLY IDIOTIC. SHANNON ELIZABETH IS RAPED BY A SNOWMAN FOR GOD'S SAKE WHY IS THIS MOVIE SO DUMB EVERY PERSON INVOLVED IN THIS MOVIE BESIDES SHANNON ELIZABETH SHOULD BE HUNTED DOWN AND PUT ON TRIAL FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY THIS MOVIE PROBABLY HAD A TOTAL BUDGET OF A WHOPPING 4 DOLLARS AND IT GENERATED LESS THEN THAT IN SALES. IN OTHER WORDS THIS MOVIE PROBABLY MADE NEGATIVE MONEY AND WHY IS IT CLASSIFIED AS A HORROR MOVIE THIS CRAP MADE ME LAUGH FOR A WHILE THEN IT FLAT OUT MADE ME WANT TO DROP A BRICK ON MYSELF WHO WOULD COME UP WITH SOMETHING THIS STUPID.

[–] jritter 22 years ago

because you cant appreciate corny humor, u insult this movie... when infact, its hilarious simply cause of the fact that it mocks those movies that you were expecting to see when you rented it.. you seem to be missing the whole point of this flic..

the scene where the snowman is holding a stop sign in the middle of road... no matter how uptight u are, u must find that at least mildy humorous...

if ur expecting an oscar winner, this aint it... maybe thats why they call it a "B-movie"... ;)

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[–] bananaman2000 22 years ago

Wow, you sure are a very angry person aren't you. You talk about critiquing films, and all you do is write about stupid this and stupid that and you should eat poison. You must have taken a course on film critiquing. This movie was obviously too much for you. It is NOT meant to be scary. It is meant to be freakin' funny. Look at it. How can you dispute this. Read the credits. Are they the credits of a film trying to be scary. No, they are ridiculous, as is the whole movie. You are point out plotholes in a movie which thrives on them and pokes fun at them. You are the ridiculous one sir.

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[–] Sooper 21 years ago

The murder with the christmas tree ornaments was funny. It was supposed to be funny. This movie isn't exactly rocket science, if you can't tell it was meant to be humourous, there is something wrong with you.

[–] wjgl 19 years ago

"The snowman is a big fluff that magically grows arms and teleports inside a car mysteriously then puts it in reverse and has the power to slowly run over a grown man who is the dumbest *beep* cop ever because he doesn't get out of the way and good lord its a snowman in a car just turn around and walk away you stupid ass cop."

Actually, I was smiling as I read that, it *is* funny! Kinda sad you can't see the humor in something you typed up yourself, but hey, to each his own.

[–] Incubus_Reborn 22 years ago

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS STUPID? PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN CAPS LOCK!

you

[–] HalloPumpkin666 15 years ago

I came on this board to say how dumb this movie was...I was 6 years old when I would walk up and down the horro isle at video stores and I would see this cover everytime expecting it to be super scary-the cover scared the crap out of me all these years, so watching it was a bit of a disappointment; however, I can see how people would say it's funny and meant to be humoreous. The whole stop sign thing did make me laugh.
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[–] guddukhan_88 13 years ago

I last posted here 2 years ago and not much more has been posted here since, anyway this thread is now 8 years old, lets keep this board alive

When You See a White Man in Jail You KNOW He's Done Something BAD
-Will Smith

[–] guddukhan_88 12 years ago

This thread is now over 10 years old

When You See a White Man in Jail You KNOW He's Done Something BAD
-Will Smith

[–] guddukhan_88 9 years ago

resserect

When You See a White Man in Jail You KNOW He's Done Something BAD
-Will Smith

[–] moviefreak350 22 years ago

I agree this movie did suck and it made me laugh too. But what did you expect, the movie's about a f*****g killer snowman.

[–] egoat1 22 years ago

Come on, you fellas rented a movie about a killer snowman and expected Citizen Kane? It's a dumb movie, well duh. If you don't like silly/funny/stupid films then don't watch it, fine, but you don't have to insult those who do enjoy these sort of movies. Different strokes for different blokes, right?

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[–] BoJackson 22 years ago

this film.... is unacceptable.

[–] Jeffman005 22 years ago

I find these low budget stinkers quite enjoyable, their so bad they are good, I couldn't stop laughing my ass off, I also thought Jason x and Halloween Ressurection were histarically bad also, The trick to enjoying these movies is not taking them seriously.

[–] eheck9 22 years ago

I can not believe i wasted the time to watch this movie. I am now dumber for having seen it

[–] keeponwithbrian 21 years ago

This is definitely the dumbest "horror" film I've ever seen, but I think thats the point. Its about a serial killer who turns into a damn snowman, what did people expect it to be like. I got quite a few laughs out of it myself. Some people aren't open minded enough to relax and enjoy these stupid treasures. Sometimes there's nothing that pleases me more than watching a film that has bad acting and stupid plot and unintentionally hilarious scenes and then saying "How in the hell did that thing get made?" and following it with my own answer "I don't know, but I'm glad it did!" I wouldn't rank Jack Frost up there with the funniest b-movies, but there are some "so stupid you have to laugh" moments for sure. My favorite scene had to be when the truck hits Jack Frost into the air and he yells "I can see your house from here!" I wasn't expecting that. Rent this if your in a dumb, non-thinking frame of mind. Maybe you just want to get drunk with friends and watch something extremely stupid. Either way, Jack Frost is your ticket. Now, to rent Jack Frost 2!

Whats everyone else's favorite scene?

[–] dragongrrrllll 21 years ago

Yeah, I think most of the people posting here missed the point. Yes, it was dumb, it's a comedy, not a horror movie! I mean how scared could anyone be at someone being murdered by a Christmas tree. And the villian eventually being defeated by a combination of blow dryers and antifreeze-laced oatmeal? Come on, the only lameness here is if you tried to take it seriously.

Our favorite scene is when Jack Frost goes flying through the air (don't even remember why) and he yells "I can see your house from here!" It's the punchline to an old joke so some people probably didn't get it, but it is a crackup to those who do.

The whole thing is just silly, if you are looking for a horror flick you aren't going to like this, but if you want to laugh at a movie that doesn't take itself seriously, this may be your cup of tea. The cheesy effects alone are worth a hoot, like Jack Frost being able to shoot deadly icicles to kill someone.

[–] dragongrrrllll 21 years ago

Oh duh, Brian, now I see that you quoted the same line as your fave--didn't notice that the first time I read your post! Yes, that was definitely the funniest of many corny jokes.

[–] ISeeDeadPeople 21 years ago

Memento is the dumbest movie Jack Frost is 3rd

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[–] grandmastershandy 21 years ago

I saw the film for the first time last night, and I thought it was so bad, it was great!I laughed my ass off, which is what it was made for I guess. The dumbest movie ever made? I can name two, The Hulk and Solaris.

[–] fighters__fan 20 years ago

NO, shannon elizabeth did show her yum yums in 13 Ghosts, when she is getting attacked by one of the ghosts, the ghost tears through her shirt and exposes her bizongas

[–] steve3bz3 21 years ago

Stunner,ur calling urself stupid.cuz if ur commenting this movie,u mustve seen it.and u said that whoever watches this movie becomes instantly stupid. STUPID!!

SCUBA STEVE

[–] Maximizor 21 years ago

Stunner, A.K.A. Stunted:

The only stunning thing about you is the amount garbage that seems to regurgitate from that hole you call a mouth.

It is painfully obvious that you are not critiquing the film; you seem to be just some bored/lonely person looking for attention even if it’s negative just for the sake of having your ridiculous piece of dribble read (hence the caps lock).
Vaguely amusing is how you contradict yourself after plainly stating that the movie wasn’t funny.

“THIS CRAP MADE ME LAUGH FOR A WHILE".
That was the intended effect... moron!

Then you continue to torture the reader with...

"THEN IT FLAT OUT MADE ME WANT TO DROP A BRICK ON MYSELF"
Drop a brink on your head indeed... judging by your inept response(s) (both towards the movie as well as the readers), seems like you get hit with bricks quite often.

The only dumb thing here it’s your jabber.
Try to Remember Idiot...

These forums are meant to discuss the film.
People here aren’t concerened in your morbid interests for necrophilia, masochism, consumption of toxins or insertions of blunt objects in your mouth.

With that said... I hope this is the last time I have the displeasure of rotting my brain upon reading such blatant piece of stupidity.

As for the reader, don’t even bother with this guy. It’s more that likely you will not get any comment of value from him.

-Max.

[–] face_of_terror 21 years ago

Well i kinda liked Scott McDonald as Jack Frost in this one. Its not that great i agree...but if a person doesnt like it , it doesnt mean that a movie is a total disaster.

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