Pinhead vs. The Dalai Lama

I cross posted this on the Hellbound message board and realized it was more appropriate to this one.

While I'm not Buddhist, I'm probably ensuring myself some sort of eternity of legendary suffering while speculating on this idea.

I know Pinhead's demise came this movie what would happen if Pinhead and The Dalai Lama met in the same room? Would they explode in some sort of anti-matter / matter reaction?

Pinhead's doctrine is all about suffering while his Holiness' doctrine is alleviating yourself from suffering.

Also, when Pinhead states to John Merchant "Do you think I care what God thinks?" would John had a good comeback if he said "Well... then what about what The Buddha thinks?".

OK, OK I know it's an incredibly slow Friday night.