100 Things You Learned From Hamlet
1) The fall of a royal family can result from a fencing match
share2) Don't drink the wine.
3) Don't eavesdrop.
4) Trust no one. Except one really good friend.
5) They really are all out to get you.
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6) If you're the Prince of Denmark, you can accurately throw a sword with a cool "swooshing" sound across the length of a Royal court, and hit your Uncle/King in the bum :P
7) Dead people blink when carried out "crucifix-style"
8) Everyone loves to read words. Words! WOOooOAAoooaaaAARRDSSSS!
9) It is really good to be a background or non important character lol cause everyone important pretty much dies
share10) It's okay to kiss your brother sensually on the lips many times.
It's like being inside a dream or something.. There's truth, but no logic.
11) A chandelier hitting your uncle isn't enough. Shove mouthfuls of poison down his throat for good measure.
12) Nothing stops a troop of soldiers running after you than a slow moving bookcase
13) Billy Crystal did a great job
14) Hamlet procrastinated, like all university students :)
LoL I love this film, but these boards are funny as hell.
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15. Ophelia was frightened when Hamlet burst into her room with 'no hat upon his head' - even though Hamlet never wears a hat.
16. The Ghost's stories could part Hamlet's 'knotted and combined locks' - although Hamlet's hair is never knotted, nor combined.
17. Shakespeare's timeless play does, in fact, include a steam locomotive.
18. Hamlet's always got a skull mask handy.
19. If a crazy audience member steals the stage and starts narrating your play, just keep going, he really likes it.
20. Asides work in real life - say something secret out loud, and you can choose who gets to hear it!
21. If a woman is raving mad, hose her down with cold water. That'll work.
Bleached blonde was a big look in the 19th century.
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