funniest line....


Towards the end of the movie when Kiefers character is in the diner and he says "chicken soup with a *beep* straw" Cracks me up everytime! ''What are you supposed to be some kind of a cosmonauts?''...

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vanessa : you know,you wouldn't like it if someone was doing that to you!

bob : you're right,vanessa!I doubt i would like it if someone was doing that to me!"








This shark, swallow you whole.Quint



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I agree,,the straw bit cracked me up.





















What?....you cant be serious!

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"Y'all can take a fckin' cruise, 'cause I took care of that piece of *beep*


"Get all them panties off before I get really pissed!
You think I'm kiddin'?
Now get your ass in the trunk.
Please...
I'm claustrophobic.
Well, I get claustrophobic suckin' strange dick. Get in there!
Please, I gotta pee.
Well, pee in there, motherfcker! I ain't kiddin'!
Now!
Dumbass."

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"Im gonna shoot you so many times"

You think you know
who you are
whats to come
you havent even begun-

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"Dear god, that was fvckin bad"

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My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile.

I'd beg for some forgiveness but begging's not my business.

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You got yourself a poopbag Bob!

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"Well look who got beat with the ugly stick!" I thought the chipmunk face comment was funny too.

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It has to be this... The way Sutherland just snarls the line is awesome.

"Chicken soup - with a *beep* straw."

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"Mister, I'm a PERSON!"

When there's no more room in Hollywood, remakes shall walk the Earth.

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