Suprasternal notch - is this what passes for romance?
When I saw this part of the movie, I realized this was just a bunch of manipulative tripe being passed off as romance.
I think I could easily be the most "romantic" person in the world by just saying a bunch of emotionally manipulative crap like the stuff found in this movie.
Here are a few more obscure body parts that Ralph could have been obsessed with:
The nape of the neck
The uvula
The phalanges
The metatarsals
The fibula
The nose hairs...
"I love the little thing that hangs down in the back of her throat. What's that called?"
"It's called the uvula."
Mirror inspector is a job I could really see myself doing.