Dull and windy


"It's a very ... plum plum"

When the boring, pompous main character uttered those words, very pleased with his little word-play, as if he'd just minted a brilliant and wonderfully clever new phrase, I began to wonder whether I would be able to endure this film to the end.

Often when asked why I find this film so tedious, I've felt unsure of exactly why I feel that way about it. It seems to have everything going for it; excellent acting, and well-made. But it occurs to me that one reason could be that the characters are such bores and their dialogue/conversation seems to consist of so much boring windbaggery. All in all such a disappointing, uninteresting group of people - I simply don't want to hear people blathering on about the winds of this, that and the other, and saying things like the aforementioned line, and "This place is mine, and I hearby name it the Almazy Bospherous".

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I agree with you there. I re-watched it last night, hoping to like it better than the first time I watched about 7 years ago... instead I was left with the same vaguely empty feeling at the end.

Great locations, great acting (I'm a big Ralph Fiennes fan), intriguing storyline... but something missing and I think you hit the nail on the head: it's the boring characters and vacuous dialogue. I felt myself zoning out for large parts and had to rewind to listen to certain lines again, only then realising I hadn't missed much. "Windbaggery" is a good word for it!

"I...drink...your...milkshake!"

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They had to die, because they were TOO BORING TO LIVE! I think this is a very overrated movie. Maybe I'd like it better if I'd read the book.

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Great minds think alike.
I saw this movie 20 years ago after a long, fun day at Universal Studios in southern California and I remember being unbelievably bored by it.
Granted, the acting was good but the movie seemed endless and dull.

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And I usually love long,
sweeping dramas. Not this one.

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