How Un-motherly of You!
my, god that is the best line! BWHAHAHAHA!
Mr. Thewlis, you rock!
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Best lines in Dragonheart:
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Draco: Who's the girl?
Bowen: A nuisance! Get rid of her!
Draco: Why?
Bowen: They're trying to placate you with a sacrifice!
Draco: Oh, now who ever gave them that bright idea?
Bowen: Never mind! Just get rid of her!
Draco: How?
Bowen: Eat her!
Draco: Oh, please. YUCK!
Bowen: Aren't we squeamish, you ate Sir Egglemore, hypocrite!
Draco: I merely chewed in self-defense, but I never swallowed.
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King Einon: Only you, Felton, could keep such a sly brain under such a bad hat!
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Gilbert: Well done, Bowen! You've done it again! What a brute! That's even bigger than the last one!
Bowen: Actually, it's about the same size.
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Bowen: Oh, good lord! Sir Elglemore!
Draco: Oh, thank you. That's been stuck down there for months. Now, would you mind getting your buttocks off my tongue?
Bowen: Why should you be comfortable? My armor is rusting in your drool and your breath is absolutely foul.
Draco: Well, what do you expect with knights rotting in my molars?
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And your one, too.
~I, Robot Rules~
Bowen: They're trying to placate you with a sacrifice!
That's so hilarious, I love that. Just how it's said.
King Einon: Only you, Felton, could keep such a sly brain under such a bad hat!
I love that!
I also like when Bowen is holding onto a rope tied around Draco, and Draco is making all these smart remarks as Bowen is flying through the air.
"That must have hurt...again!"
I think my favorite funny line from Draco, though, is:
"Oh sure, next time I'll collect the money, and YOU can die!"
If we go with cheesy lines that I totally blame the scriptwriters for, I nominate:
"You are a corpse, Bowen! You just don't know it yet!"
-Einon after Bowen tells him to only show his back to a corpse.
-Amanda
"She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in storybooks written by rabbits"