So many good ones to choose from...
Some of Draco and Bowen's repartees were either pretty funny or pretty good;
"They're trying to placate you with a virgin sacrifice!"
"Oh, now whoever gave them that bright idea?"
"Never you mind, just get rid of her!"
"How?"
"Eat her!"
"Oh, please. Yeeck!"
"Aren't we squeamish, you ate Sir Egglemore, hypocrite!"
"I merely chewed in self-defense, but I never swallowed."
"Such deception hardly befits a knight of the Old Code."
"Hah! Fleecing Einon's lackeys, that's a service to mankind."
"Is it? When you squeeze the nobility, it's the peasants who feel the pinch."
"I should think you'd welcome death. You know, the last of your kind, all your friends dead, hunted wherever you go..."
"Do you delight in reminding me? Yes knight, I do long for death, but fear it."
"Why? Aside from your misery, what's to lose?"
"My soul."
"I ought to tell you something."
"Don't get sentimental now, Dad, save it for when we get out of here."
"The floor's on fire."
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