Does anyone know the full dialogue between Marty Pascal and Buckman.The one where he talks about a fingernail in his food.If you know this full dialogue...and the first one about the lard then please post it on here.I think those two scenes are the best in the film
shareWell the lard one (probably 95% correct here) is:
Pascal: BUCKMAN! You FORGOT, like an idiot, because you are stocking the pantry like an idiot! What are in these two cans!?!?
Buckman: That one's coffee, that one looks like cooking lard.
Pascal: And which do you think we'll be using more of, sailer, the coffee, or the lard?
Buckman: [bites lip]
Pascal: Do you think we're going to jump out of bed in the morning and have a big, hot, steaming cup of PIG FAT!??
Buckman: Well, that depends, sir, if it's a cold morning, it might go easier [interuppted]
Pascal: The lard, is in your head, BUCKMAN! I want you to take a look at this Galley Chart!
Pascal: (Drags him to a chart on the wall by his ear) I want this pantry restocked, regulation style, by 11 hundred hours. Do you know when 11 hundred hours is?
Buckman: That would be after 10 hundred sir!
Dodge: Marty?
Pascal: WHAT? (pause). Sir?
Dodge: Can I see you, my cabin?
Pascal: That will be all.
The fingernail one:
Pascal: BUCKMAN! There was a fingernail in my food. Yesterday, it was a BANDAID!
Buckman: Sorry, sir, the bandaid was holding the fingernail on.
Pascal: What else do you put in your recipies (I believe he's rummaging through the cans at this point)
Pascal: There's cockroaches in the [blank - can't remember all of this line]. There's CIGAR ASHES IN THE SPAGEGHITTA!!!
Buckman: Old family secret, sir. (while spraying 'PAM' up the ladder rails Pascal is going to have to climb up.)
Around this point, a 'Red Alert' situation is called, and Pascal goes up the ladder that Buckman has just sprayed 'PAM' all over. He falls, hitting his chin on every ladder rung....
Buckman: You should be careful sir, when you hurry, THAT'S when accidents happen!
Does anyone care for fruit..... or dessert?
You forgot (like an idiot, just kidding) the "you fatass moron" between the fingernail and bandaid statements.
shareAfter the cigar ashes in the spaghetti, Pascal picks up a can and says "Jesus Buckman, this stuff has been on the Stingray since Korea, this can expired in 1966"
BUCKMAN: tasting the contents: What's the matter sir, it still tastes like cream corn.
PASCAL: Except it's Deviled Ham.
BUCKMAN: That would be a problem.
PASCAL: The Captain's going to hear about this. Grabs the latter that Buckman sprayed with cooking spay.