I thought one of the funniest parts in this movie was when that guy on their street holds a gun to an old lady saying "Give it up!" and she has a walker! Then you see the gangster running with it.
I also thought the part where Old School is telling them about the set, and then there is a drive-by he says "Run like a bitch fool!"
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dunno why but, its just too funny during the small part at the card playing table at the party. passing the knife..
"eh keep it low mayn keep it low keep it low"
Yeah, that was freaking hilarious. The part in the hospital where the man on fire says " Damn, hope i'm next", was also very funny.
shareWhen toothpick is introduced, he explains how he isn't afraid of going back to Jail:
Toothpick: "You can take me to jail!"
Crowd: "take me to jail!"
Toothpick:"Lock me up!"
Crowd: "Lock me up!"
Toothpick: "Throw away the key"
Crowd: ""Throw away the key"
Toothpick: "I AIN'T AFRAID OF *beep* SOMEBODY IN THE ASS!"
Crowd:" I....ayyyy!"
Some people count sheep. Doesn't work with AlwaysCool, just gets him excited.
LOCK ME UP!!!.....
Man me and my homies still quote that scene today!!
Also at the party where they say..."man look at dem freaks on the dance floor"
And as the camera pans it goes from people dancin to 2 people actually havin sex.
Best spoof movie EVER..yea i said it.
Dashiki(to her kids): What do you say when we meet a nice man?
Dashiki's kids (in unison): Are you my daddy?
--John
"So why don't you make like a tree and get out of here."
I love a lot of scenes in this movie. Of course the take me to jail scene was hilarious. Another favorite is when Astray and Dashiki went to visit Do Rag's father and he was like:
"How come you never came to see me man?"
Tray: "N**** I don't know you"
Also when Do Rag came up to Tray and Loc Dog when they was sitting outside and Loc dog offered him some liquor and that guy told him: Say man don't be giving this little kid no liquor and Loc Dog was like, : Aw n**** you aint his daddy and that dude was like: "I Aint?" He banged on the door and was like: "Dashiki! B**** you better give me back my child support money!"
"Everyone has their own unique beauty whether physically (hello ) or on the inside."
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My favorite part was the church scene. When the pastor concludes his sermon by saying, "Why come the pastor have to have him a nice house? or why come the pastor have to have him a nice car? Don't ask no questions! (while dancing) Just give the money!" And then he very sweetly asks the deacon to pass around the collection plate. I guess the deacon must not have been moving fast enough because he suddenly got real serious and said to him, *beep* get it around on that side!" And then went back to smiling at the congregation. I almost peed myself!
share"I HATE BLACK KEYS ON A PIANO!"
share"I HATE BLACK PEPPA!" Lmao
Theres gonna be some things ur gonna see thats gonna make it hard to smile in the future
In the scene where Loc Dog had the nuke in the back of his truck!!!
"I said... DO. WE. HAVE. A. PROBLEM?"
"Is there some reason my coffee isn't here? Has she died or something?"-The Devil Wears Prada
"BREAK YO'SELF! GIMME YO GOD DAMN NUMBER!"
shareHURRY UP AND BUY!
shareThe whole movie is funny as hell, most of the best bits have been mentioned, but i also like the part from Menace, where the crack head ambles up to Shawn Wayans,
CH:Maaaan,you got any spare change?
SW:Sorry bro, im all out man
CH:Maaan, i got these cheeseburgers maaan
SW:I dont want any cheeseburgers
CH: Pleeeease maaan, i , i suck your dick
SW:Ewww, get outta here man
Quality, and later on when the crack head asks Marlon for directions to Crenshaw, Marlon lets him suck his dick, priceless!!
Definately a classic Wayans movie, like Sucka!
The whole movie is funny as hell, most of the best bits have been mentioned, but i also like the part from Menace, where the crack head ambles up to Shawn Wayans,
CH:Maaaan,you got any spare change?
SW:Sorry bro, im all out man
CH:Maaan, i got these cheeseburgers maaan
SW:I dont want any cheeseburgers
CH: Pleeeease maaan, i , i suck your dick
SW:Ewww, get outta here man
Quality, and later on when the crack head asks Marlon for directions to Crenshaw, Marlon lets him suck his dick, priceless!!
Definately a classic Wayans movie, like Sucka!
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The whole movie was funny to me to.
My favorite parts is when:
1. Loc Dogg and Ashtray go to the store and those Korean couple start following them around the store.
2. When that one white guy that is always killing somebody and look at his killer list.....notice he had 2pac on that list.
3. I like that church scene, especially when the preacher was like "welcome to something, something, something Beluah, west grove, baptist church".
4. I like towards the end during the drive by scene and how those people acted before the drive by shooting. Notice when the boy comes out and picks his nose.
5. When Loc Dogg made out with that woman in the mail truck and she turned to a monster.
funny
sharetotally the russian missle then he threatens to make the place look like *beep* and they drive off with Ashtray throwing a can at the car.
shareThat part was hilarious, But if you listen closely, there's a lady's voice that says, "I got 100 Dollars right here!" that's when the preacher gets serious to get the plate around on that side.
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the part when they wer havin sex and he said "im cumming" then falls down exausted
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Step Up 3-D received a PG-13 rating for "brief strong language and intense dance sequences."
If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish!!! red fish, blue fish!! knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine.
sharethe driving test. did not see the end result coming
shareYou ain't so tough now, little *beep* I hate your black bastards, you *stink*! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Huh? Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.
Hands down, the BEST part of the movie R.I.P. Bernie Mac
All the scenes with Ashtray's father (who is younger than him) are funny. "You gotta organize my matchbox cars. My NES cartridges." Also when Ashtray tells him the bedtime story is priceless.
sharei agree frois. The funniest WAS Bernie Mac!!! R.I.P. gone but definitely not forgotten!!!
share"Ya'll...c'mon on man, ya'll ain't never been in the shower with a man...and you see the suds roll down the crack of his ass and you just...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHA i'm foolin ya'll, i was foolin' ya'll...those is jokes! WHOOOOOOO......whoooooo....."
Straight up best scene in the movie.
When that guy meets up with the gang members and they say something like, "We're about to jump this fool in." You think they're actually going to jump him, but then they start jumping double dutch.
I lmao EVERY time.
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I love the jump rope scene! Especially the way the guys in the background are all dancing and you see one of them turn around in a circle in time to their singing!
sharegreat
sharelol...i thought was the only one who noticed that too! they were madd serious in the background...matter of fact thats where the funniest scenes happen. my fave scene is when they were at roscoe's chicken and waffle and the preacher at chruch
shareThe pastor at the church had the funniest scene, LMAO
"Don't ask, no questions!"
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What happened happened and can't happen any other way
Bernie Mac's scene
Tre holding Crazy Legs' baby shoe and yelling 'WHYYY!?!?'
40 dog going on about how he doesn't want to live on welfare checks. He's about to come up and start working at a bank. Tre is all proud of him, the 40 dog says he's going to rob them blind and shivers while he kisses his gun. LMAO.
When that guy from Menace II Society got stomped for a second time. They was he crept up on them was hilarious. Then they start doing flips on him. Comedy.
Confused Muslim man in Jail. 'Swine my Brother?'
Funniest line
"If you hit a man, his wounds will heal....if you STEAL from a man, what you stole...can be replaced..."
the line itself wasn't funny, but the way he said it and how it really didn't bring the conversation anywhere was hilarious.
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I loved the kitchen scene where Dashiki and Ashtray have food sex.
And he pours hot sauce on her corn rid din crusty toes!!!!
NAAAAASTY! LMAO
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It's been a long time since I've seen this but I remember almost dying with laughter at one part during the party scene, when the guy in the African outfit starts hitting on that girl:
"Oh my god, the mother of Mecca is right here before me. Do my not eyes decieve me or am I looking at the goddess Isis herself? Can you do me a favor my brown skinned angel? Can you tap that white girl for me?"
"My milk of magnesia! After the devil made you he woke the moon."
Just watched it again on YouTube and still can't stop laughing. :)
nice
shareim surprised no one mentioned the scene where hes telling his story and hes having sex and the mom comes in and shes wearing leather...funniest in the movie
shareI think possibly the funniest is the running gag spoofing almost EVERY movie with a mother/father and the teenager/young adult. And those suspect age differences aren't only in all-black movies either, they're in every movie! Like Unbreakable, Samuel L. Jackson and his mother have an age difference of like... 6 years? And this show on TV, "V", have a mother and a daughter separated by 5 years IRL...
In this they go the whole nine yards, making the father YOUNGER than the son.
Quote (or rather paraphrase): 'I don't mind changing them diapers, I used to change on my dad all the time" etc.
Haha!
It's been a while since I've seen this, but I liked Dashiki's ultravioent poetry. And I like the appearance of average white guy "the man"(as in "Don't let 'the man' keep you down"). I think he frames Ash Tray and Loc Dog.
Being inconsistent is better than being consistently bad.
> "My milk of magnesia! After the devil made you he woke the moon."
Um, I think the end is, "he broke the mold."
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What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar (WWJDFAKB)?
The part almost at the end before the drive-by, when those gangsters are loading their guns and two of them pull out a sling-shot and watergun.