15 Things I learned from The Crow: City of Angels
Just a few things I took away from the viewing experience:
1. In "The Crow" universe bakeries will keep making fresh bread late into the night.
2. When someone is resurrected they can levitate out of and above their watery grave but need to climb up a dock to get out of the water.
3. When children hear gunshots they ask what that sound was and quickly run towards it without a care in the world.
4. If you are "The Crow", as you get dressed into leather you will hear whipping sounds with each article of clothing you put on.
5. Once someone applies paint to your face you turn from a bewildered person with memory loss into a crazed, joking madman with vengeance on the mind.
6. If a crow flies by a palm tree, the tree will spontaneously combust.
7. The same leather jacket that made whipping sounds as it was being put on earlier does not make any whipping sounds when it is actually being used to whip someone.
8. Dogs enjoy dressing up for the "Day of the Dead".
9. Self-proclaimed atheists like to visit the local church.
10. Only gifted artists can paint with the canvas upside-down.
11. One power that comes with being "The Crow" is the ability to taste a random red substance to find out if it is paint or blood.
12. Iggy Pop's mouth doubles as a Slot Machine.
13. Word has it you can attract Crows with bird seed and not dead carcasses.
14. During the "Day of the Dead" celebration onlookers will cheer as a man is lynched and whipped right in the middle of the street.
15. The Crow's best memories of him and his son are of them playing around together in garbage and sewage.