Whats your favourite cable guy quote -- some real classic carrey quotes that cracked me up
"no sweat off my sack" -
"Ive been drinking - there , its my urine "
"Steven: You know, my brother is a speech therapist.
Chip Douglas: Tho?"
"He who hesitates, masturbates."
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I think it was an Asian gang or something... I saw some guy I'm pretty sure he was Asian, and he was speaking a different language, I'm pretty sure it was...... Asian.
Steven! What's up? I'm at a pay phone!
One of the messages is just The Cable Guy saying "Oooohhh sh!t"
Dragonzord! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Saber Toothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus!
All the lines previously mentioned are great. Idk why but when chip is talking to steven in the rain and he tells him he doesnt want anymore friends chip replies with " Sooooo what are you tryin to say?" The way he says that was funny to me lol
shareSteeven called the fuzz...bad boys bad boys, whatsha gonna do
If a person with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that a hostage situation
Robin's date: "You're sexy"
Robin: "What?"
Robin's date: "You heard me"
Not so much what he says but how he says it:
"Oh my goodness look what I've done. Hmmhmm....You didn't hear it from me".
And his exchange with Robin's date in the mens restroom:
"Good evening sir."
"Hey Stretch".
"Pleasant night, (knuckle crack), isn't it?"
"Mmmyeah not too bad".
"Course the night are always pleasant in here! The winters are remarkably mild!"
"Cable Guyyyyyy!"
share"Dos thou have a frosty ale for me and my mate?"
"He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has a king's thirst for the frosty brew thus thou might have for us."