"Ro-ads! Rooods!" "Quiet back there! Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. Wanted in Nevada for bangin' horses." *officer looks at Steve smiling at him* "GOOD GOD. Can you get him through this state a little faster than SEVEN MILES AN HOUR, officer uh..." "Mehoff, Jack" *turns to Steve and mouths "Jack Mehoff"* ------------------------------------------ "WELL THAT'S JUST DANDY! NOW I HAVE A BOWL OF CHOCOLATE PUDDING IN MY UNDERPANTS!!" "Uh...we didn't have any chocolate pudding in there, buddy..." ------------------------------------------ "Dream on you little fart." ------------------------------------------ "That's one small step for a man, one giant...........I HAVE A DREAM! YEAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!" ------------------------------------------ "Dude, I can't even find the glove compartment in this thing!" "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God." -Elwood Blues
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thecalhouns
18 years ago
"This is great I never win at checkers!" "well that's very easy when you NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! *echo*"R.O.D the tv...nuff said
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TalesfromTheCryptfan
11 years ago
Those were hilarious. How about "Kill Whitey"? You killed Captain Clown, YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN-The Joker on Batman TAS
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