Nostalgia Critic Review Is Up!

The distant future of 2017... Oh no, just 8 years to go! :P

Damn, I remember seeing this when I was 10 years old. I convinced my parents it was an action hero movie and ordered it on Pay Per View. Once they found out what it was really about, they grounded me for a month, lol! I even recorded it onto VHS so I would be able to see it again.

To be honest, everybody my age at the time fantasized about being with Pamela Anderson. Since I wanted to see her naked, and didn't have a computer with internet access back then, this was as close to "porn" as I could get. I never really paid any attention to the plot (of course!), and never really cared to.

Seeing it later on as an adult, overlooking all of the sexual innuendo and brief nudity, it was a terrible film. It was around this time when I also saw Showgirls, another crappy movie in which the sole purpose was to see Elizabeth Berkley (the girl from Saved By The Bell) naked.

I loved The Big Lebowski part when they were shooting up the car. And the insane laughing bit cracked me up. But the NC was right, this movie was way too similar to Casablanca (except for the boobies ). I can't believe this movie made it to the theaters, but so did many other crappy movies. It would've been better if they had just made it direct-to-video.