Dan Turpin's Not Dead!
As the comic books clearly demonstrate, Darkseid's Omega Sanction eyebeams don't kill the victim; rather, they transport the victim through a series of either escalatingly worse lives or through the timeline itself, as seen in "The Return of Bruce Wayne."
So let's get a petition going - we need a DC Universe Animated Movie about "The Return of Dan Turpin," with everyone's favorite cop traveling through time. See "Terrible" as a caveman, a pirate, a cowboy, and more!
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