A memo from Jeannette Mary! Yes, I have Herpes!
This memo was just sent to me by Jeannette_Mary, via private message. She wanted me to share it with all of you.
"Ok, so the results just came back from the lab, and yes, dammit, I have Herpes. I thought something was wrong, since my vajayja was constantly oozing, and there were all these sores around my ass crack. That's what I get for letting that bum use my Hershey Highway. You'd think I would've learned, after that incident at college. Apparently, I didn't, and now, I'm stuck.
This is almost as bad as the abortion I had in 1977. I didn't want to get rid of my kid, but there was no way I was gonna go to high school pregnant. They already thought I was a hore, so you can imagine what my showing up 8 months pregnant would make them think.
Oooo! I hope this cream works! I am all seriously itchy!"
Jeannette