FUNNIEST SCENE IN THE HISTORY OF FILM

^^^What's even more poetic is that the bigot gets shot.

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here are mine:

1) Helicopter pilot: Honey, you sure taught that boy how to fly.
Bobby Zachs: [falsetto] Oh, we sure did, honey! So now what we're going to do is we're gonna keep this chopper right here, OK. Or I'm going to blow your *beep* BRAINS OUT! You got that? Honey?

2) Travis Dane: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captor speaking. There's been a slight change in your travel plans tonight. You have, you will note, been moved to the last two cars of the train for your own well-being. First, I'd like to call your attention to the highly trained men with the automatic weapons in your cars. In the event of an emergency, they may be called upon to shoot you. Your safety IS our primary concern. However, if you try anything stupid, Federal Regulations require that I kill you. So please, no hero sh!t!

3) Gen. Cooper: Jesus Christ!
Travis Dane: Uh, not quite, General Cooper. Although, I have sort of risen from the dead!

4) When Travis is looking at the recipes and finds one, "Fruit Salad with Crystallized Ginger. Hmm. Sounds good."

5) "Baggage checked!"

Just so ya know, I'm flippin' you the bird in my mind.

-Balto (to Steele)

To Moester:
He didn't say that. He said "You ruined my coat."

For me it was always the scenr where Chestnutt's character kicks the female terrorist out the helicopter, then lands on the train. Funniest *beep* ever.

"I broke my bra. -Tits to die for."

Alright guys

when penn shouts RRRRYYYYBBAAACCCCKK he is apparently saying 'good old ryback' check your film with the subtitles on. if that is actually what he is saying it becomes even funnier.

^^^lol That part was hilarious!

I also thought it was funny when Morris Chesnut says, "You've been shot." and Seagal replies, "You call this been shot? This ain't been shot." :D

I just love the name "Casey F. Ryback." Now that is flat out hilarious as is the rest of this movie. There was a funny reference to this movie on last weeks episode of Chuck on NBC.

I always watch movies with closed captioning on and Penn does yell "RYYYYBBBAAACCCKKK!" (not "good ole Ryback")

I've never been a Navy Seal but I don't think Admiral Bates would know some Seal Team member, even if he was a trainer. Admiral Bates acts as if the two of them were old fishing buddies. "Casey Ryback is on this train?"

He is? Oh hell, Washington DC is safe. Let's all go home and get some sleep. Tell Obama to forget everything, Ryback has it under control. Hell, he even has a "trained" porter helping him. Not a stripping cake girl this time...