Favourite Quotes


Fu*ck the Head! Fu*ck the Head! *manical laugh*

There's better lines in the film, but this is executed beautifully

Nobody can be exactly me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

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Critical Bill : Jimmy, it was kind of irresponsible of you to put me out on point in the first place, ya know? When you think about it, it really was sorta your fault. I mean, everybody knows... I'm out of my tits!

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Critical Bill - 'I AM GODZILLA, YOU ARE JAPAN!!!


'In this business, punching below the belt is not only all right, it's rewarded.'

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Critical Bill - 'I AM GODZILLA, YOU ARE JAPAN!!!

QFT. I stopped and rewound for that one.

"Who are you, Officer Leper?"

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"He called Pieces a Leper"

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AKA My dick, Uncle Salty!


Nobody can be exactly me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

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the after life advice pieces were superb, I almost forget they re in here. I love the comfortable relationship jimmy has with the director/manager too..."you guys are meant to be good at this" or something

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"....You people?!"



Nobody can be exactly me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

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That's just what the wrold needs... the unholy offspring of you two bag-o-smashes. That kid will be the Anti-Christ for sure...666 written all over it.

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I love the line from Christopher Walken the Man with the Plan (I hope I got it right...)

"Buckwheats! Buckwheats for everyone!"

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Jimmy "The Saint" Tosnia, The Bitches Bastard!- Jack Warden, last lines said in the movie

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"one day you're saving the rainforest, the next day you're chugging cock!"

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Man with the plan, "some kind of support group for dying fags or something"

Jimmy "Something"

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"If she so much as stubs her toe and you're in the same zip code I'm coming after you" (or something like that...)

"Girls who glide need guys who make them thump"

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