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stupidass movie poster # 445295873985295951; also, what about the title?


Andy Garcia rocking a gun with a hitman -- who is on screen a combined 4 minutes -- at the doorway and some hot naked chick -- whose significance to the plot is minimal -- looking fragile in the corner, all with a black background. It's a misleading piece of art. I would've shown the 5 people and MAYBE Buscemi's character and DEFINTELY Walken's character.

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Anyway. What the things to do in Denver when you're dead, anyway? I "get" the video advice thing -- which is retarded, why wouldn't someone just record themselves on their home camcorder instead of paying thousands to get these *beep* idiots to do it; anyway, JIMMY THE SAINT at the end is cheesy and was too forced and predictable and silly and weak -- but what, exactly, doyou do in Denver when YOU'RE DEAD? I guess you give a ring to a girl, creepily -- have emotionalless sex with a whore, you kill a child molestor, you throw a child molestor's hat at a random bodyguard who seems nice enough, you record a stupid video diary for your stupid company, then you get shot the f_ck up by 3 Mexican assassins who made it to Cali from Mexico in like an hour, in a truck, passing border patrol with 3 uzis...

these are all things you do when you're dead?

Why didn't he just leave Denver?! Jesus.

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Shuji Terayama forever.

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