Things I've Learnt From Sailor Moon
Ok, every one! Let's have some fun with this! I love Sailor Moon, an dhave just recently had the opportunity to begin watching the entire anime & of course read the recently re-released manga. So, let's have a little fun with the awesomeness that is Sailor Moon!
- True pimps call their objects of desire 'dumpling head' during the initial courtship phase.
- Stars of their own video games & comics are apparently ok with being made 5th in line when joining a group of like powered adolescent girls.
- Being in love with a 14 year old girl as an adult is only acceptable if you are either a evil energy sucking astrologist alien bent on redemption or a reincarnated prince.
- Zoisite was strangely attractive when he dressed as Sailor Moon. He even had boobs!
- Contrary to Asian stereotypes, some Asians have eyes that are large enough to take up roughly half of their face. (in all fairness, however, this accusation can be made of roughly all anime & manga).
- Talking cats seem to never use the litterbox.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN CASUAL SEX. I ALWAYS WEAR A TIE.