It meanders on with terrible one-liners and then the fecking dwarf wastes the last 20 minutes jumping around the kid screaming about how he's gonna be his.
Just do it already!
The death of one is a tragedy
The death of millions is just a statistic
While those are both true, they are part of what makes this movie great. Bad puns and one liners, funny special effects, and actually OK make up once in a while. It's like leperchaun or ghoulies or troll, you have to take them as comedies to watch with your friends while drinking...
"Andrew, we can't possibly be dead. We have cable." - Nothing