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Favorite Lines?

posted 20 years ago by lilgogetter
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My favorite line in the movie was when Rumpelstiltskin is going down the mountain in the semi and he screeches, *beep* Me!!!!!!!!"

I didn't get to see this movie til I was in college. I paused and played back that moment going down the hill ten times more than my little walk-on where I talk to the police officer on my way into the ghetto-mart. I don't know which scene was more hilarious, my college roommates seemed to laugh their a**es off at both. Well, that was how I got my SAG card!

:D
-Stephanie J.

[–] lilgogetter 20 years ago

Why did it say *beep*? I typed "f%@*eth" not *beep*!

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[–] HackAttack 19 years ago

WOW, the Uncle Rumple's on his way part was hilarios! I was litterally crying from laughing. Also, the whole giving head to the broom part was hilarious. Wow, I was glad Hildy died. She was ugly as sin. Also so damn annoying. I wish her scene was really brutal.

He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus! Donnie Darko

[–] lilgogetter 19 years ago

Tee hee!

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[–] lost57 18 years ago

My god, one of the funniest movies i've seen in a long time! Full of comedy gold!

'a lot more than you've bargained for, I wager!' Does any else crap themselves with laughter when they hear that line???

Motorbike, priceless! Plus when he falls off the bike it's sooo clear he's just rolling along the road and the bikes bein towed by string or something! love it!

[–] hiddenagenda1 19 years ago

Rumpelstiltskin says, "This ain't no fairy tale."

Volker Flenske: (While torturing David) I don't know why you're doing this to yourself!

[–] longcurlyhairedfellow 19 years ago

****eth me! is the greatest line in any movie ever.

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[–] IAmJacksSN85 16 years ago

When Max has Rumpy chase him and hes in that go cart thing and he says "Bruce Willis Time" lmao

[–] andrewtothemax 18 years ago

yeah, *beep* me definately takes the cake but some other favourites are:

the repitition of "the baby john, i need the baby john"

"NOT CHAFF!!"

"she has escaped on a chariot... with no horses!" then he just kind of rolls out the window, wtf?

[–] BLACK-CHERRY 18 years ago

"You Mothers... You're all the SAAMMEE!!!

[–] KristenStewartForever 17 years ago

Give me the goddamn baby, make another one

Wrong name! Now I'll have my prize.

Mother's love, touchy. But you need not fear me. I want only to suck the very life from him. Ha-ha!

don't bust my hump, lady, I've wasted too long.

oh, my heart but quiver with fear.

I want your steed.

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[–] spoynton-1 17 years ago

This movie really blew....but i laughed all the way through, twice. Fave line has to be when he smokes the cigar and says, "Just what i need, another bad habit." So bad......

[–] KarnivorousKeyz 16 years ago

Fu<keth me!
She rides a chariot... with no horses!
The baby John
Uncle Rumpy
His fire breathing dragon givith out... Pitty
THE STEED LIVES... Chaff BURNING CHAFF!

Wut Do U Mean BEAR Teeth?
I Said BARE Tete
Remeber Remember The 5th Of November

[–] simingsm 15 years ago

"I smell a baby...smells like a baby named Johnny!"

You like fireworks, boy? What do you say to a rocket...in your pocket?

[–] red_rackham_77 15 years ago

I saw half of this film on youtube but the dude hasn't uploaded the whole thing yet, anyways I found all the lines he said to be very funny such as the following;

1) I smell a baby... smells a lot like a baby named Johnny!

2) *beep* me! (I now am using that all the time)

3) Mothers they are all the SAME!

4) It has been a long time since I was asked for a cherry eye wish (I think that is what he said)

[–] MystMoonstruck 13 years ago

He actually says "teary-eyed wish". Her teardrop on the statue and her wish released him.

I'm watching it for the first time now on EPIX On Demand (a free subscription service). Lines I've collected so far are:
"I love when a plan comes together." ~ Rumpy somehow quoting Hannibal of "The A-Team" // Did someone set the statue next to a TV set?

"This is fair!? Skinny talk show host vs. Satan in a mack truck!" ~ Mark Blaze (I think that's it. It's during an action scene, with shouted lines.)

"I can't handle this! I'm an as*hole, not a hero!" ~ Blaze

"I'll be Thelma. You're Louise." ~ Blaze to Shelley of becoming outlaws

"Warmer. Hot! Hot!" ~ Rumpy guiding body to head

I'm really surprised by this one! I figured it would be the typical run of victims, but there's practically no gore, and the story is interesting. Max G. does a great job with his Freddy-type delivery of jokey lines.

~~MystMoonstruck~~

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