Danny - Accidental Comedic Genius
Man, Danny has the best lines in this film. Never has a fictional character accidentally made me laugh so much in a martial arts film (except perhaps nearly every character in the Thundering Mantis). Here are some of my favourite Danny moments, feel free to add any others you can think of.
"Great moves Keung, you're number one!"
"These are my sister's diamonds. Owwww!" (See unintended humour thread for an extended description)
[Describing his sister to Keung] "She's pretty! {crosses his eyes and raises his eyebrows}"
"No! My cushion!"