So bad, I wanted to get up and throttle the projectionist!
Imagine "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" played as a serious drama. My date hated it worse than I did, and was really angry at me for suggesting it, but she refused to leave, apparently because she wanted to punish me.
There's a difference between "serious" and "humorless". A serious film about a guy coming back as a dog might be okay. A humorless film about a guy coming back as a dog is an abomination. Or at least this one is.