"Children of the night...what MESSES they make!" has got to be the funniest line I've ever heard! I just watched this movie last night and almost fell off the couch when Leslie Nielsen said that and slipped on the stairs! I don't care who you are, bat poop is funny!
shareI agree with you. I was laughing my head off when he said that and especially when he fell down the stairs and casually got up to finish introducing himself.
'Renfield, I meant for you to use the drainpipe. I fly, you don't.'- Dracula Dead and Loving It.
Slipping in poop is the 2nd funniest gag in the world.
The 1st is puking into a tuba (which Leslie Nielsen does in Naked Gun 33 1/3).
Gee, it's too bad that SO many people think BATHROPOM jokes are funny. VERY sad, indeed. I thought the funniest part was when Jonathan Harker drove the stake in Lucy's heart, & got splattered with ALL THAT BLOOD! (By the way, Steven Weber had NO idea that he was going to be DRENCHED in blood, so the reaction you see is real!) Hahaha!
shareHeehee bat poop
"Isn't this a strange conversation for men who...AREN'T crazy?" - Renfield