"What ARE you doing to the furniture?"
"Oh that was a rahspberry."
"I'll give it a jolly good slam!"
"Oh professor - ten out of ten!"
Take my hand, I'll lead you to salvation
Take my love, for love is everlasting
(renfield hanging out of carriage)
"I say driver, could you slow up a bit!?"
"YES!!" (driver speeds up)
"THANK YOU!!" (back inside, getting thrown about inside carriage)
Not a line but a funny scene I reckon.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
A few more:
"I'm UN-dead."
"Well, I'm not UN-engaged."
"But Lucy, I'm British."
"She's Italian?!?"
"I'll have you know that's my knee you're straddling!"
"Renfield, I don't care."
"Would an enema help?"
"Not another enema!"
"Yes another and another! Until you come to your senses!"
"Mina, you are in the closet."
"I meant for you to use the drainpipe. I fly, you don't."
(Imitating female usher) "Can I help you, sir?"
Take my hand, I'll lead you to salvation
Take my love, for love is everlasting
Another one:
"I'll touch you!"
"NOOOO!"
Take my hand, I'll lead you to salvation
Take my love, for love is everlasting
Surprised this one hasn't been used.
"I didn't see anything! I didn't see anything! I saw everything!" That was always my best friend's favorite line.
"You know Parker, I don't think I've made you suffer enough." Green Goblin Spidey TAS
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Lmfatfo
share" I told her not to leave the safety of the garlic . "
" He flies I don't . "
" The theory of yes - or no ! "
" Gentlemen we are fortunate - why - because he's an imbecile . "
* Thanks CartmanRocks for your subject post .