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Funniest scene..

posted 16 years ago by FranknAwesome101
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I just watched this movie again.. first time in about 7 years. It was all hilarious but the scene where Dracula is trying to lure Mina outside and the maid Essie gets involved. The whole "Mina you are in the closet, Open the door and come out" "Watch out for the foot......stool." and then "You shall be my bride throughout eternity, we will share the endless passion of immortal love." "Oh I can't wait" "NOT YOU!!!" ::::THUD::::

Also, "An Emergggency?" "Yessir, An Emerrrrrggggeeeennccy"

Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who cant drive!

[–] liyanc 16 years ago

- Van Helsing saying "She vill become one hasellfff!!" over and over haha ü

- when Renfield was released from the asylum so that Van Helsing and the rest could follow him to Dracula's hideout, he was sort of taking steps back and forth thinking that it would throw off whoever's following him

- and at the end, Renfield trying to help Dracula by showing him a safe hiding place ("in here Master!") he ends up killing him instead hahaha :D

[–] jcdeannoli1988 16 years ago

For mewas the scene when renfield and mina father are eating and renfield is eating all the insects and the discussion of you did , i did not part and of course the i dindnt see anything i didnt see anything, I saw everything haha
renfield is the best

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[–] lqelvmodfan 16 years ago

I agree she was funny, but I think they all were funny in different ways.

[–] The_Incredible_Plum 16 years ago

The best scenes were any with Renfield.

***Is it just me, or does the poison taste different today?***

[–] carchero 16 years ago

The best scenes to me were:

1. The shadows were always doing something other than what they were suppose to be doing and Dracula would have to yell at them.

2. I can't stand it when Jonathan is puzzled by Mina's behavior and twirls his lips saying, "What come over you?". It cracks me up!

3. Harvey Korman and his enema solutions! ("Yes, another and another....!")

4. Mel Brooks' face while saying, "She vill become one herself!". Priceless!!

I could list more, but I may as well say I love the whole movie! How anyone could rate it so low is beyond me!!

[–] mike_the_bloody 16 years ago

Renfield: [as the two Vampire brides climb into his bed] Whatare you on about? What's all this then? Who are you people? I-I'll have you know that's my knee your straddiling! [they start to gyrate on top of him] No, Stop! Stop it at once! Oh! Ah... No, no this is wrong! This is wrong! This is wrong, do you hear me, wrong! this is......WRONG ME! WRONG ME! WRONG MY BRAINS OUT!

Basically any scene with Renfield. Peter MacNicol is awesome

"Hello, Ben. Welcome back to the land of the living" - John Locke

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[–] trublu4eva 16 years ago

The 3 best scenes to me are :

1) "WRONG ME, WRONG ME. WRONG MY BRAINS OUT"!

2) "I Saw Everything"!

3) "She Just Ate!"

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[–] stevenackerman69 16 years ago

I like it when it says on screen LONDON and it is so foggy.

[–] coold_as_ice 12 years ago

For me its the scene where Renfield is laying in Draculas castle bed and these vampire women start dryhumping the bed and him:

"My god! What are you doing to the furniture!?"
"Who are you people!?"
"Ill have you know thats my knee your standing!"
"Stop"
"Stop it at once!"
"Oh!"
"No!"
"This is wrong!"
"This is wrong do you hear me!? Wrong!"
"This is..... oh.."
"Wrong me! wrong me! wrong my brains out!"

:D

[–] velcronewsletter 12 years ago

^ THIS. one of the funniest scenes in any film!

[–] BobCH88 11 years ago

I loved the scene where Dracula and Van Helsing keep trying to one up each other by having the last word.

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[–] greenbudgie 10 years ago

I like Dracula mesmerising the usherette in the theatre lobby. To give Dr Seward a message. And then instructing her to forget it.

[–] patrick_bateman_90056 8 years ago

There are three scenes for me that set the same standard for hilarity:

- the Brides in Renfield's room ("What ARE you doing to the furniture?!")

- Lucy's staking ("She's dead enough!")

- the hypnotism mix-up between Mina and Essie ("Watch out for the foot...! ...Stool.")

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[–] huzdaman 8 years ago

Dracula mesmerizing the usherette, and she forgets all her instructions, which frustrates him.

Dracula: Alright, for that...no tip!
Usher: No Tip?
Dracula: Oh. THAT you understand!?

[–] persen1 8 years ago

After Jonathan Harker runs in to Lucy, who is now a Vampire:

Lucy: "Jonathan let me kiss you. Let me show you the deep, raw passion of unbridled sexual frenzy."
Jonathan: "But Lucy, I'm British!"
Lucy (grabbing her breasts): "So are these!"