Did cher have sex?


I was watching it again today and when her and Josh kissed she said you know what happenes next.. then it went to the wedding scene but it got me wondering did she sleep with him?

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Highly unlikely. The line was meant as a segue into the wedding scene not to imply that they had sex.

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That's what I thought but I wasn't sure. Thanks for responding.

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I think they did. The wedding scene was supposed to be a joke, like implying the viewer assumed they got serious and jumped into marriage in the span of a few weeks.

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I agree with inan! I think they had sex too because WHAT ELSE could Cher have been referring too when she said "Well, you can guess what happened next..." if the wedding scene wasn't it? Sex was the only other option and it had made sense since the subject of Cher's virginity & losing it to the right guy was a huge part of the movie's plot.

They were building up the plot of Cher's virginity & losing it to the right guy all throughout the movie, and it wouldn't of made sense to just end the movie and leave that plot unresolved. I think it's sorta funny that the right guy for Cher all along was not only right under her nose, but was exactly the kinda guy that she had always wanted all along ever since the beginning of the movie (a.k.a. a mature man who wasn't in highschool). I guess it was just another one of those things that was obvious to the audience from the start that Cher was just too clueless to realize.

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WHAT ELSE could Cher have been referring too when she said "Well, you can guess what happened next..." if the wedding scene wasn't it? Sex was the only other option and it had made sense since the subject of Cher's virginity & losing it to the right guy was a huge part of the movie's plot.


I agree 100%. Well said.
I definitely think Cher had sex with Josh.



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uuum no did everyone forget that right after we saw the wedding she said "AS IF!!!"

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im sure she most likely did have sex with him shortly after they started dating, i just dont think it would have happened immediately after that stairs scene.



Princesspeach, again, then WHAT "Happened next"? She says "You can guess what happened next..." Then, we cut to the shot of the bride and groom, then she says "AS IF!", meaning no marriage...then what?

Do you honestly believe they ended the movie with her saying: "Well, you can guess what happened next..." and all she meant was that they... What? Started dating? When one of the major plotlines was Cher being the only virgin left?

Making sense?



And rufustilskin, I don't care how much a guy "respects" a girl's father, when it comes down to getting sex--especially from a girl he actually cares about--that's not going to stop him. And if they did have sex right then and there after the staircase scene, it doesn't mean right after he popped Cher's cherry, they went and delivered the "happy news" to Mel! Obviously, they'd come to him and tell him, eventually, that they are seeing each other, or in a relationship, and I sincerely doubt he'd be furious. I think he'd be happy to learn his daughter is going to be taken care of by a nice guy, like Josh, who he already loves like a son, rather than a guy like Christian, who Mel obviously did not care for.


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Sex issue aside, I think you're right, Cher's father was happy about their relationship. Did you notice his knowing little smile when Josh was talking about following Cher to the party?



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She was DEFINITELY implying that they had sex. The wedding was obviously not theirs, so I dunno how you coulda missed that joke

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No, they didn't. If you listen they say after "You know what happens next.." she goes onto say "As If! Besides I'm only 16 and were in California, not Kentucky"

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No, they didn't. If you listen they say after "You know what happens next.." she goes onto say "As If! Besides I'm only 16 and were in California, not Kentucky"


You missed the visual joke. They cut to the wedding scene and all you could see was the backs of their heads, she meant "as if" they would be getting married already. What else would she possibly mean "you know what happens next" ??? i can't believe there is even a debate about this but oh well

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They definitely didn't, well definitely maybe not..OK I'm hoping they didn't, then there's still a chance for me...

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Yes, unless Josh was also gay. Incestuous pedophilia is just too hard to pass up.

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It's kind of quasi-incestuous, they aren't blood relatives. Poor Cher would end up with a complex if yet another boyfriend turns up gay.

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i'm sure the happily ever after implies that they had sex and remained together for awhile. Otherwise Josh is a mug....

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yep, I agree with you, in this movie it seems like Cher and Josh have forgotten that their relationship resembles a kind of incest and pedophilia. But nowadays who cares? Perhaps pedophilia and incest are legally allowed in California.

By the way, I don't understand the American children's obsession about lossing their virginity as soon as possible... it's just like they'd think they'd die if they don't do that... as if there were no time in the future for them when all grown up ... oh, I got it... with so much weed and beer going through their bodies when driving, perhaps they won't have a life in the future. Sad reality, perfectly reflected in that movie.


Going back to the main topic I must say: There are a lot of Chers dating Joshes out there, and since these Joshes wouldn't like their friends to call them 'gay' they won't lose the chance to have sex with their Chers, and Chers wouldn't like to be silly good-girls so they go for the risk

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What paedophilia?! Josh is like two years older then Cher! I had a friend in school who had a boyfriend who was two years older then her. When he went to college and she was still in high school, no one tried to accuse him of paedophilia. That's just ridiculous.

And there was no incest. They were not brother and sister. Their parents had been married very briefly (I'm thinking two to three months) years before, and it's obvious they never saw each other as siblings. They still don't see each other as siblings. So there are no incestuous undertones. If they had viewed each other as family, it would have been disturbing, but they did not. So I see no problem with it./

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Not to mention that the phrase pedophilia only applies when the victim is prepubescent...Which most 16 year old girls are decidedly not.

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I agree with Tez20, the fact that Cher follows up the "You know what happens next..." comment with the "As if!...." comment just after it cuts to the wedding scene makes that very obvious! It was supposed to be a joke, so for a split second the viewers think Cher and Josh are actually getting married, and then you realise it is the teachers happy ending insead. I always though it was a clever way to introduce the wedding. I've watched this film a few times and never though Cher was referring to sex, i think perhaps the people who did think that did not get the implied joke (and totally missed the "As if!..." line for that matter!

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Because it was JUST a segue joke, she wasn't saying anything really did happen.

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Thank-you!! People are taking it too literally, wow. Nothing happened next, duh.

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The question was the lead-up to the as-if joke. Not a sexual implication.

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SHe was CLEARLY joking people! You are all looking too far into this. If they had had sex it wouldn't be a huge debate. It would have been clarified dummies.

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I feel so repetitve about this, but I find it funny how the last poster is calling, us, the people who actually GET the joke, dummies.

Here is the explanation as to why it is implied that, YES, they have sex.

As someone said already, one of the main plots in the movie is that Cher is (shock!) still a virgin. After she and Josh kiss, and she says "Well, you can guess what happened next", the viewer would assume that they had sex. THEN, they cut to the shot of Mr Hall and Ms Geist at the altar, but since we only see the backs of their heads, it is then implied that they (Cher and Josh) got married, and that is what happened next. BUT, then we see that it is Mr Hall and Ms Geist who DID get married, and Cher says "No! We're only sixteen, and this is California, not Kentucky!" Meaning, what happened next was NOT Cher and Josh getting married. So, the question is "What DID happen next?"

Sex happened! What the hell else could she mean? Like I said, ask Amy Heckerling and I bet she says the same thing!


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If this is indeed how it happens, it's obvious they have sex! This kind of segue is perfect for HBO India where they would have cut the scenes anyway! It's coming on HBO India this Sunday. Anybody can say whether it's good?

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People are a bit too concerned with this fictional relationship D:..But I'll throw in my two cents anyway.

Why immediately assume they had sex? Earlier in the movie, Tai makes a big deal out of Cher's decision to wait. She's a virgin and, though Josh was kinda supposed to be "the one" for our leading lady, that doesn't necessarily mean Cher would've just jumped into having sex with him...It seems a bit out of character for her. Still, who's to say? I guess because her character was pretty sensible underneath it all, that's why my mind never jumped to that conclusion. The wedding scene was a joke, but that doesn't necessarily mean there was some underlying hint there o.O I think this is just a case of people reading too far into it.


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And their relationship was in no way incestuous..They weren't blood related. Josh was Cher's dad's step-son...From like..2 marriages back, or something. And who knows how long they were even married? I don't think Cher grew up with him.

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Exactly, there's no reason to jump to any conclusion here, they didn't sleep together.

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i dont think she wud be the type to belive in no sex before marriage, she wasnt very religuius or a geek.

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I know, Im almost a year late of this topic, but thought I would add my two cents and clear something up...

In the scene where Dionne is trying to powder up Cher (because she's all flushed with excitement that Christian is coming over to watch movies) Cher says "You know, I am so glad I never did it with someone who I had lukewarm feelings for... Because Christian is brutally hot. And I am going to remember tonight forever." It's very possible that Cher would have gave her virginity to Josh considering how little she really did know about Christian. She knew much more about Josh plus he was the older college/university type that she originally wanted. As to if she did have sex with Josh, I dont know. Im just saying that it wouldnt be surprising... I dunno... just seems like she would consider the idea of it if she was saying things like the above. Also, dating an older guy would add pressure to give in. Maybe... (no? lol)

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im sure she most likely did have sex with him shortly after they started dating, i just dont think it would have happened immediately after that stairs scene.

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I agree. I never assumed that they immediately had sex either. I think it was just supposed to be a joke to lead into the marriage of the teachers. Josh doesn't seem the type to me to just immediately hop in the sack with Cher. He doesn't strike me as the kind of person to have sex before they even go on the first date. And I highly doubt he would have sex with Cher under Mel's roof. I think he respects Mel too much to take his daughter's virginity under his own roof. I think some people read too much into some lines. And Cher is rather conservative. I don't see her just jumping in the sack either. I'm not saying that they wait a long time to have sex after getting together. I just don't think they did it immediately.

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I agree. I never assumed that they immediately had sex either. I think it was just supposed to be a joke to lead into the marriage of the teachers. Josh doesn't seem the type to me to just immediately hop in the sack with Cher. He doesn't strike me as the kind of person to have sex before they even go on the first date. And I highly doubt he would have sex with Cher under Mel's roof. I think he respects Mel too much to take his daughter's virginity under his own roof. I think some people read too much into some lines. And Cher is rather conservative. I don't see her just jumping in the sack either. I'm not saying that they wait a long time to have sex after getting together. I just don't think they did it immediately.


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I never assumed that they immediately had sex either. I think it was just supposed to be a joke to lead into the marriage of the teachers. Josh doesn't seem the type to me to just immediately hop in the sack with Cher. He doesn't strike me as the kind of person to have sex before they even go on the first date. And I highly doubt he would have sex with Cher under Mel's roof. I think he respects Mel too much to take his daughter's virginity under his own roof. I think some people read too much into some lines. And Cher is rather conservative. I don't see her just jumping in the sack either. I'm not saying that they wait a long time to have sex after getting together. I just don't think they did it immediately.


I agree with this completely.

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And Cher is rather conservative. I don't see her just jumping in the sack either.


Then you didn't see the scene in the movie where "conservative" Cher almost jumped in the sack with Christian - and on the first date too as well.

Cher was only conservative in the sense that she wouldn't jump in the sack with just any guy, but if the guy had fit all of the qualifications that she had looked for in a guy (like Christian did), then she would definitely jump in the sack with him.

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Oh she most certainly WAS implying that she had sex. Cher's virginity was a subplot throughout the whole entire movie, so it didn't make sense to just leave that plot unresolved & solve all of the other plots at the end of the movie.

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The JOKE of the whole scene was the idea that Cher & Josh's kiss had led to the wedding scene. The IMPLICATION that they had sex from the scene was when Cher had said "Well, you can guess what happened next...". If she wasn't talking about the wedding scene (which she most obviously wasn't), then what do you think she was talking about?

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As I've already explained if that were the case then why would Amy Heckerling leave Cher's virginity subplot unresolved after she had finally found the perfect, mature, non-highschool boy that she had been looking for all along? It doesn't make any sense to leave that plot unresolved when every other plot was wrapping up and getting resolved around the end of the movie.

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A GOOD, extremely well-written (& well-thought out), & highly praised movie usually does such as this one. Hence the reason why that line had implied that Cher & Josh had sex, and had successfully, subtly, & very cleverly I might add resolved that subplot before the movie had ended.

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I think it's deliberately left ambiguous.

Still, one thing about this version of Jane Austen's "Emma" is that the father wasn't nearly as clueless as in the original novel. There are a few clear signs that Dad knew how Josh felt long before he consciously admitted it (and, I suspect, eventually knew who his daughter was referring to during their daddy-daughter moment). As far as plot consistency is concerned, I imagine that he approved of the relationship but would work to ensure that it didn't leave the PG territory very often.

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I tend to agree with this. It was ambiguous on purpose. When watched this as a 13 year old, I merely assumed it meant they got together in a relationship.

When I was older, I got some of the sex references I'd missed when I was 13, and realized it could have mean they had sex.

The story fits well either way, but I don't think that just because Cher's dad likes Josh and probably likes them dating, that he wouldn't still try to prevent any hanky panky from getting too far. And Josh loves Cher, but he still doesn't want to dis point Mel, who he looks up to. They could have been more obvious, but they left it up to the viewer to decide and Cher and Josh could have maintained a more chaste relationship too.

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Yes, im sure she banged him :P lol.

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Actually, she could have just meant that she and Josh became an item in general, when she said " you can guess what happened next ", not necessarily meaning they slept together.

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EXACTLY, Beth. What is it with the dopes assuming there's no debate?? Hello, it's clear she meant they became an item next; you think they'd promote the idea of 16-year-old Cher jumping into bed with a guy? Or that coolly sensible college-man Josh would sleep with an underaged girl, the daughter of a man he works with and knows to be VERY protective?

As if.

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you think they'd promote the idea of 16-year-old Cher jumping into bed with a guy?


Were we watching the same movie? They were promoting the idea of 16-year old girls having sex all throughout the movie! Tai saying that she wasn't a virgin, Dionne implying that she's had oral sex with Murray multiple times, Dionne asking Tai for sex advice (how to do it in water), Cher trying to get Christian to sleep with her, etc.

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Featuring girls having sex is NOT the same as promoting it. The fact that they had a bimbo character like Tai do it but the heroine refrain from it is generally a sign they don't support it.

"Dionne implying that she's had oral sex with Murray multiple times"

Don't recall that whatsoever.

"Dionne asking Tai for sex advice (how to do it underwater"

In water, not underwater; due to heavy breathing during sex, that's impossible for humans.

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The fact that they had a bimbo character like Tai do it but the heroine refrain from it is generally a sign they don't support it.

The heroine was still very close to doing it with Christian before he had stopped her advances due to the fact that he was gay. In fact, it's safe to assume that if Christian were straight Cher would've lost her virginity to him right there and then during that part in the movie. Cher as good as said so herself to Dionne during that hilarious freeway scene.

"Dionne implying that she's had oral sex with Murray multiple times"

Don't recall that whatsoever.


She implied it during the scene where they all revealed their virgin/non-virgin sexual statuses at the diner.

"Dionne asking Tai for sex advice (how to do it underwater"

In water, not underwater; due to heavy breathing during sex, that's impossible for humans.


Lol, that last part was a little typo mistake on my part. Sorry, lol.

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"Lol, that last part was a little typo mistake on my part"

lol, I figured :P

Weird, I don't recall Dionne implying that. That explains her "technically a virgin" statement. Thanks, I'll keep an eye out.

"Cher as good as said so herself to Dionne during that hilarious freeway scene"

True, but she also said she couldn't believe she'd been about to do it so easily and that it was really special and important.

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Weird, I don't recall Dionne implying that.


She implied that when she said that she keeps her man satisfied, and that he's got no cause for complaints.

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True, but she also said she couldn't believe she'd been about to do it so easily and that it was really special and important.


True, but before the freeway scene and before the whole "Christian awkwardly rejecting Cher" scene Cher mentions to Dionne (while Dionne is putting makeup on her for her date with Christian) that she was going to do it with Christian BECAUSE she felt like he was the one. It WAS going to be really special and important to her if she had slept with Christian that night.

This is one of the reasons why I had mentioned in posts earlier in this thread that Cher losing her virginity to the one (a.k.a. either a mature highschool guy or a mature college guy) was a major underlying subplot of the film all along, and it didn't make sense to me to just leave that subplot unresolved at the end of the movie; hence why I believe she had gave it up to Josh (a.k.a. the one) at the end of the movie.

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As far as I'm concerned, it was resolved when she realized how fast she tried to jump into the sack with Christian. Furthermore, I hardly think Dionne's comments that her boyfriend was satisfied implicitly implies oral sex.

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As far as I'm concerned, it was resolved when she realized how fast she tried to jump into the sack with Christian.


As far as I'm concerned it was resolved at the end of the movie when Cher made the "Well...you can guess what happens next..." joke after she and Josh kissed.

Dionne said during the Diner scene to Tai that "Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry". Cher thought that Christian was her "Luke Perry", almost did the deed with him until he stopped her, then Cher finally found her "Luke Perry" in Josh at the end of the movie and, "Well...you can guess what happens next..."

Furthermore, I hardly think Dionne's comments that her boyfriend was satisfied implicitly implies oral sex.


There's a whole thread about this that proves you wrong ;).

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I stated earlier I think it was very clear that Cher meant next, they became an item. Many are seeing sex everywhere in this movie even when there's little to no implication. I think in any case you're forgetting my last argument: there's no way in hell as far as I'm concerned that Josh would have sex with an under-aged and largely immature girl, especially when he's quite familiar with the large aggression of her father.

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Many are seeing sex everywhere in this movie even when there's little to no implication.


Amy Heckerling HERSELF even said in one of the interviews about the movie that sex, drugs, etc. were what she had WANTED to have been shown in this movie because THAT was (and still is today) the realities of the lives of teenagers. We posters aren't pulling these accusations of sex or drug-related lines out of our asses. It is what it is. You either get the joke or you don't.

For example: In the scene where Cher & Dionne introduce themselves to Tai, Tai mentions that she wants an "herbal refreshment". Cher & Dionne think that she's talking about tea & not drugs, so they mention all of the drinks that are available at the school such as Coke, and Tai misunderstands them and is surprised that they serve Coke (a.k.a. cocaine) at the school (THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SUBTLE DRUG-REFERENCE JOKE)

Dionne says to Tai in the diner (line by line) that (and I quote): "I keep my man satisfied, he's got no cause for complaints, but technically (<key word there) I am a virgin. You know what I mean. (THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SUBTLE SEX-REFERENCE JOKE)


Dionne wouldn't of included the "technically" part if she weren't implying to oral sex, and when she says you know what I mean she's basically saying that Tai knows that she's referring to oral sex.

There were a whole bunch of subtle drug & sex related jokes scattered all throughout this movie, and the "Well...you can guess what happens next..." line was definitely one of them.

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I said there's little to no implication about SOME of the suggestions from people of where sex is referenced. I am QUITE aware of all the plainer than life sex and drug references. I also picked up on the implication of Dionne's statement that she was "techinically" a virgin, but whether that implies oral sex instead of any number of other sensual games is far from certain.

"There were a whole bunch of subtle drug & sex related jokes scattered all throughout this movie, and the "Well...you can guess what happens next..." line was definitely one of them."

There's nothing definite about it; all the other statements or implications regarding sex or anything close were plain, whereas this wasn't anywhere near it. Once again, the Josh factor and all the other stated reasons.

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I dont think they had sex because the point of the story was Cher was growing up, she was maturing. That's why it's called Clueless because she doesn't get it and at the end she gets that the right guy has been there all along and sex isn't as important despite the fact that her friends think it is. Besides she learned from the fact that she wanted to do it with Christian.

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I also picked up on the implication of Dionne's statement that she was "techinically" a virgin, but whether that implies oral sex instead of any number of other sensual games is far from certain.


It definitely implied to oral sex over a number of sensual games. Right before Dionne says that line that she keeps Murray satisfied, Tai says something earlier in that scene about not liking it when a guy's "you know what" (penis) is crooked. Cher didn't understand what Tai had meant by the "you know what" comment, but Dionne clearly did and told Tai to shush because Cher's still a virgin.

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are tai an dione the same age as cher?

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how old were tai and dione meant to be? i know cher was meant to be 15-16, were the others the same age?

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(So I know that this is really late but oh wells ) Dione was meant to be 16 I think & Tai was a month younger than Cher.

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Of course they didn't. This is a retelling of a Jane Austen novel, after all. The hunt is the important thing.

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I have never thought the segue to the wedding scene or Cher's voice over was meant to think of sex in any way. People look too hard for hidden meanings. As mentioned already, it was a trick/joke on viewers. That said, I would assume just based on the fact that she was waiting for the right guy and willing to have sex with Christian, that they did do it by the time the wedding rolled around.

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What an absolute idiot Christian was. He had a gorgeous girl on a bed gagging for it and he went home tired.

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What an absolute idiot Christian was. He had a gorgeous girl on a bed gagging for it and he went home tired.


You...did realize the character is gay, right?

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As someone else has already said, I cannot believe this is even being debated.

Of course they had sex. She said "This is California, not Kentucky!" referring to the fact that they asbosultely did NOT get married NEXT, as they had just tried to fool us into believing, by only showing the back of Mr Hall and Ms. Geists' heads. What DID happen next, was sex. End of story.

Ask Amy Heckerling, I'll bet she says so.

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