1) Pigs have teeth and are omnivores. Australians knows all to well about killer boars. When introduced to the Outback, they were responsible for several species extinctions. Wild razorbacks kill several people each year in Australia. There was even an Aussie movie called "Razorback" in the 80's about this.
2) This reminds me of an old joke: Two race horses (Max, and Jax) are the best of friends. Max is a really fast horse, and Jax not so much. In races, Max beats Jax every time, so one day Jax tells Max, "I heard the trainers say that if I don't win soon, they're gonna sell me off, so please Max, let me win just one race". Max says "Ok, Jax, just for you".
In the next race, Jax breaks off to a good lead. As they pass the final turn into the straight-away, Max starts picking up speed, then zooms past Jax for the win.
That night in the stables, Jax says, "You told me that you'd let me win Max. What happened? If I don't win soon, they're gonna sell me off to the glue factory". Max says, "I know. but when I passed that last turn, the racing bug took over me, and I just had to win, but next time I'll let you finish first".
In the next race, Jax is in near the front of the pack, and Max is hanging way back in behind as promised. As they reach the final turn, Jax breaks off into the lead, but Max starts picking up speed. Down the stretch, Max goes into a full gallop, and passes Jax for the win.
That night, Jax tells Max, "Thanks a lot! I saw the glue truck outside the track. I heard the the owners say I'm just about out of chances. I might not get another one, but you just had to beat me didn't you"? Max says, "I'm soo sorry. I can't help it. It was the competitor in me, but if we have another race, I'll definitely let you win".
At this time, the track guard dog walks into the stables. He looks at Max and Jax, and says, "Listen I've been listening to you two night after night. Either you Max let Jax win a Gdamn race, or win one yourself again so he can be sent off to grass in the glue factory. Either way. I'm tired of the constant bickering night after night, so make a Gdamn decision.
Max looks at Jax, and says, "Hey wait a minute... dogs can't talk".
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