'Sir Paul Condon'!!!
I laughed so much at the "Sir Paul Condon" part in 'Ism, Ism, Ism' when Goody goes on about the name sounding like 'condom'.
Love these lines:
"Oh, come now sir, I think you do!"
"Y-You see them on the news. 'The Metropolitan policeman, Sir Paul Condon...' and you KNOW that newsreader's thinking - GOD! I hope I don't say condom, God I hope I don't say condom!"
Hilarious!